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Dolan50

#4740
March 05, 2014, 04:37:42 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4741
March 05, 2014, 04:38:48 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4742
March 05, 2014, 04:44:24 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4743
March 05, 2014, 04:50:03 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4744
March 05, 2014, 04:56:58 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

bayonetbrant

#4746
March 05, 2014, 10:08:46 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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bayonetbrant

#4747
March 05, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#4748
March 05, 2014, 10:12:07 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#4749
March 05, 2014, 10:12:56 PM
As a fan of both: LOL!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#4750
March 06, 2014, 01:19:21 AM
except thats not how his name is pronounced.
I swear some days I think your all uncultured misanthropes.  ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#4751
March 06, 2014, 06:39:55 AM
it's a freakin' joke...  sigh...
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#4752
March 06, 2014, 06:42:55 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 05, 2014, 10:12:56 PM
As a fan of both: LOL!
Seconded.  Those are great! 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 06, 2014, 01:19:21 AM
except thats not how his name is pronounced.
I swear some days I think your all uncultured misanthropes.  ::)
Just like you have some weird crusade against certain conjunctions (not to mention the poor apostrophe)?  ;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

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Staggerwing

#4753
March 06, 2014, 07:30:37 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 06, 2014, 01:19:21 AM
except thats not how his name is pronounced.
I swear some days I think your all uncultured misanthropes.  ::)

Dude, not only do I know how his name is pronounced, I know how it is really pronounced, with a sound you don't normally hear in any english words. A Scot might come close on occasion though...  ;)
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#4754
March 06, 2014, 07:32:21 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on March 06, 2014, 07:30:37 AM

A Scot might come close on occasion though...  ;)

Or someone gargling mouthwash.  :D
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