More Pix For A Laugh

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BanzaiCat

#4785
March 08, 2014, 11:03:10 AM
Quote from: Martok on March 07, 2014, 03:55:52 PM
Seriously, though, what else could she possibly be doing down there??  :o

She's probably reaching for a rescue kit on the other side of the guy. Or trying to straighten his body (note I said "body" as in "whole body" you perverts) to get him ready for a board transport. Unfortunate juxtapositioning of females to male...or fortunate, depending on your outlook. I can virtually guarantee you these two have not heard the end of it.

And so as to not totally derail:

BanzaiCat

#4786
March 08, 2014, 11:05:16 AM

GDS_Starfury

#4787
March 08, 2014, 11:18:49 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#4788
March 08, 2014, 01:50:22 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Mr. Bigglesworth

#4789
March 09, 2014, 07:50:07 PM
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bayonetbrant

#4790
March 09, 2014, 08:47:05 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#4791
March 10, 2014, 07:40:27 AM

TheCommandTent

#4792
March 10, 2014, 03:58:18 PM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Steelgrave

#4793
March 10, 2014, 04:44:04 PM Last Edit: March 10, 2014, 04:45:55 PM by Steelgrave
In other news.....

            North Korean Army drops "Don't ask-Don't tell" policy:

bayonetbrant

#4794
March 10, 2014, 06:47:12 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#4795
March 10, 2014, 07:03:39 PM
I should probably own that.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#4796
March 10, 2014, 09:09:58 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GDS_Starfury

#4797
March 10, 2014, 09:19:13 PM
and that one.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#4798
March 11, 2014, 07:21:09 AM

JasonPratt

#4799
March 11, 2014, 08:23:59 AM
Bacon == Love.

....... very unkosher love.  ;)
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