More Pix For A Laugh

[bayonetbrant]

This is from the Santa Cruz Weekly

Someone sent it to my brother-in-law

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

[Barthheart]

[Windigo]

Dog House

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

[mirth]

[mirth]

[mirth]

[mirth]

[mirth]

[GDS_Starfury]

old but still funny.

[Barthheart]

Real Man's sport....

[Martok]

Ha! 

[JasonPratt]

Star,

Several hours later that night, Germany groggily recovers, drags himself to the bar, liquors up again, and starts beating the almighty hell out of everyone except Italy (and Japan who takes the opportunity to show off the, quote-quote, "bushido" skills he taught himself over the past few hours by mugging China and kicking Britain and USA in the backs), who is still staggering around in a blissful daze claiming he and Austria are best pals now.

Confused by all that, Germany occasionally stabs the poor Jewish guy in the corner who wasn't bothering anyone, rifling his pockets for change.

Eventually Britain, USA and Russia manage to wrestle Germany down; the first two turn around a few minutes later and find Russia rage-humping Germany, but manage to pull Germany partly out. Germany swears off drinking for life and becomes BFFs with Britain and USA, as does Japan once he gets over being brutally crushed by USA in retaliation.

No one quite remembers what happened to Italy, but there's a hazy memory of Britain and USA squabbling with one another over how best to pummel him; at any rate he's quiet now and after crying in his wine has decided to go to church and talk to the confessor. He likes to ask Germany for occasional rent money, though, reminding him of the time they were great pals; Germany slides him some change and, changing the subject, keeps encouraging Italy to get a real job.

USA and Britain take the poor Jewish guy to the hospital and then send him home, where he successfully dedicates himself (with his vast family wealth) to mastering all forms of martial arts and ninja investigation techniques, becoming The Godd'md Batman! (USA thinks this is so awesome he volunteers to become Alfred.)

[Martok]

<wipes tears from eyes>


Jason, that was freakin' hilarious!  My sides are aching from laughing so hard. 

(USA thinks this is so awesome he volunteers to become Alfred.)

This may have been the funniest part out of that entire glorious post.