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Tpek

#4875
March 20, 2014, 01:17:43 PM
Quote from: mirth on March 20, 2014, 11:33:29 AM
Leaked from the set of the new Star Wars:




Isn't that Libya's previous flag? :P

Dolan50

#4876
March 20, 2014, 03:07:20 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

JasonPratt

#4877
March 21, 2014, 07:15:15 AM
I live in West Tennessee, HOME OF ALL DEER (and allergies), and I just resolved never to buy one of those little cars. Thanks, Dolan!  :D
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GDS_Starfury

#4878
March 21, 2014, 07:21:07 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 21, 2014, 07:15:15 AM
I just resolved never to buy one of those little cars. Thanks, Dolan!  :D

like you need an excuse before?
what I find funny is that every time I see them theyre being driven by 300 lb people.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Marty Ward

#4879
March 21, 2014, 07:44:12 AM
The only thing that is nice about those 'smart' cars is they are easier to pick up and put on the sidewalk than a VW beetle.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

JasonPratt

#4880
March 21, 2014, 11:04:41 AM
Or in someone's office.  :D
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

GDS_Starfury

#4881
March 21, 2014, 03:18:12 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#4882
March 21, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
^Nice!

TheCommandTent

#4883
March 21, 2014, 04:19:34 PM
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Dolan50

#4884
March 22, 2014, 02:50:08 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4885
March 22, 2014, 02:54:11 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Staggerwing

#4886
March 22, 2014, 02:56:31 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on March 22, 2014, 02:50:08 PM


True.

Knowing such a lofty benchmark even exists makes any parity attempt seem like utter futility.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Dolan50

#4887
March 22, 2014, 03:01:16 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

#4888
March 22, 2014, 03:02:29 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Staggerwing

#4889
March 22, 2014, 03:03:38 PM
Quick, fix the 'Your' before Brant sees it!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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