More Pix For A Laugh

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undercovergeek

#4890
March 22, 2014, 03:07:27 PM
Yeah, he's gonna kick your ass when he sees that

Dolan50

#4891
March 22, 2014, 03:23:23 PM
I thought it was a Canadian picture! ;D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

bayonetbrant

#4892
March 22, 2014, 04:54:34 PM
there's not enough humor in pointing it out - y'all have sufficiently chastised him

now go work on Cap'n Darwin and his apostrophes ;)
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#4893
March 22, 2014, 04:59:51 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#4894
March 22, 2014, 05:00:33 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 22, 2014, 04:54:34 PM

now go work on Cap'n Darwin and his apostrophes ;)

Aint he supposed to buy us flowers or chocolates first? Or at least a few drinks?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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GDS_Starfury

#4895
March 22, 2014, 05:01:10 PM
yo'uve reach that grammatically incorrect department.
for english press 2
for the department of punctuation press 3
for the department of seplling press #
for the department of oxford commas please call our UK offices where you will still have to press 2 for english.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#4896
March 22, 2014, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 22, 2014, 04:59:51 PM


As you would expect, they made me chuckle.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Tpek

#4897
March 23, 2014, 10:03:28 AM
Quote from: Dolan50 on March 22, 2014, 03:01:16 PM


Considering what she's done with the ring, it's a good thing for him to not have bought her one with a diamond :P

MetalDog

#4898
March 23, 2014, 11:52:45 AM
Quote from: bob48 on March 22, 2014, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 22, 2014, 04:59:51 PM


As you would expect, they made me chuckle.


As you would expect, they made me upchuckle.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Dolan50

#4899
March 23, 2014, 01:22:08 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

MetalDog

#4900
March 23, 2014, 01:56:03 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on March 23, 2014, 01:22:08 PM


Always wondered where the term, 'asshat,' came from ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#4901
March 23, 2014, 04:03:17 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#4902
March 23, 2014, 04:23:16 PM
So I'm guessing the new world order will eventually consist of only 7 countries.

OOOPS! I meant condiments. ;D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

bob48

#4903
March 23, 2014, 04:46:13 PM
Quote from: Dolan50 on March 23, 2014, 04:23:16 PM
So I'm guessing the new world order will eventually consist of only 7 countries.

OOOPS! I meant condiments. ;D

just take it with a pinch of salt..........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#4904
March 23, 2014, 04:50:43 PM
are you trying to spice up the thread with more puns?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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