More Pix For A Laugh

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Tpek

#4950
March 29, 2014, 12:04:13 PM
Quote from: Windigo on March 29, 2014, 10:53:13 AM


Wouldn't that be why you married her in the first place? :D

MetalDog

#4951
March 29, 2014, 01:54:34 PM
That's pretty hardcore.  I'm with Tpek on this one, too.  That kind of dedication requires marriage as a reward.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bayonetbrant

#4952
March 30, 2014, 12:38:38 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#4953
March 30, 2014, 12:51:40 PM
^Quick! We have to seal the bleach!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#4954
March 30, 2014, 01:08:17 PM
You have to defend until the other guys Argon!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#4955
March 30, 2014, 01:31:14 PM
They must have been lyeing in wait.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#4956
March 30, 2014, 02:06:18 PM
Alkali in wait for them.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#4957
March 30, 2014, 03:02:30 PM
Careful! They're firing 7.62 or greater...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#4958
March 30, 2014, 04:42:46 PM
Not the reaction I expected.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#4959
March 30, 2014, 04:56:49 PM
They are not afraid to use valence to get what they are after. I'd keep an ion them at all times.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#4960
March 30, 2014, 07:37:48 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#4961
March 31, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 30, 2014, 07:37:48 PM


I don't get the joke.
So many women DO know what this is and have handled such things (dismantling&cleaning guns for an example).

Windigo

#4962
March 31, 2014, 10:40:32 AM
I have owned several shotguns and rifles in my life and I could disassemble them down to the "if I wanted more parts I'd need a hammer" and reassemble them. And I have an inkling that that is some weird fuck firing pin mechanism

IME (In My Experience) that looks more like a piece off a PTO or 4x4 powertrain.

I think its a better judge of a man's character if they can repair appliances or service a vehicle.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#4963
March 31, 2014, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Tpek on March 31, 2014, 09:40:54 AMI don't get the joke.
So many women DO know what this is and have handled such things (dismantling&cleaning guns for an example).

the point is that if you're a guy and don't know, you're not really a guy
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Marty Ward

#4964
March 31, 2014, 11:00:36 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2014, 10:58:15 AM
Quote from: Tpek on March 31, 2014, 09:40:54 AMI don't get the joke.
So many women DO know what this is and have handled such things (dismantling&cleaning guns for an example).

the point is that if you're a guy and don't know, you're not really a guy

I have no idea what it is. I would have guessed it was a part off of a car or a machine. Apparently I'm not much of a guy! ;)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!
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