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DoctorQuest

#5175
April 28, 2014, 11:20:39 AM
^Friends don't let friends sleep drunk.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Dolan50

#5176
April 28, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

mirth

#5177
April 29, 2014, 07:54:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#5178
April 29, 2014, 08:35:11 AM
courtesy of Doctrine Man!

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

spelk

#5179
April 29, 2014, 08:38:06 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2014, 08:35:11 AM
courtesy of Doctrine Man!



That is quite good ;)

Barthheart

#5180
April 29, 2014, 09:03:08 AM

mirth

#5181
April 29, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#5182
April 29, 2014, 09:13:36 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Tpek

#5183
April 29, 2014, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 29, 2014, 09:03:30 AM


Starfury's newspaper delivery?

GDS_Starfury

#5184
April 29, 2014, 10:31:45 AM
Well played sir, well played.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#5185
April 29, 2014, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: Tpek on April 29, 2014, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 29, 2014, 09:03:30 AM


Starfury's newspaper delivery?
Only if she's also an ex.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#5186
April 29, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 29, 2014, 10:39:32 AMOnly if she's also an ex.  :P 

So we've narrowed it down to only 209,348,572 suspects.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#5187
April 29, 2014, 12:04:26 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 29, 2014, 10:39:32 AMOnly if she's also an ex.  :P 

So we've narrowed it down to only 209,348,572 suspects.
Surely you're a pessimist.  There can't be *that* many women who have been both strippers and driven newspaper trucks...  ;D 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#5188
April 29, 2014, 12:12:42 PM
God I hope not!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#5189
April 29, 2014, 12:17:24 PM
Quote from: Martok on April 29, 2014, 12:04:26 PMSurely you're a pessimist.  There can't be *that* many women who have been both strippers and driven newspaper trucks...  ;D 

I was going for either/or under the theory that the stripper could've stolen the newspaper truck
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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