More Pix For A Laugh

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Dolan50

^^
She looks familiar, think I saw her at a Grateful Dead concert in the 80s.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

bayonetbrant

^^
If you really were at a Grateful Dead concert, how much would you really remember?
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Dolan50

Little snippets like that.  ;D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Dolan50

Reminds me of the joke about a guy who got all his pharmaceutical enhancements confiscated at the gate before the concert started and realized that the dead music actually sucks.  ;D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

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Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 30, 2014, 11:12:59 PM

Dear gods, that may be the most horrible thing I've seen all week.  :-\ 

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undercovergeek

celery is the worse foodstuff

ever

bob48

...apart from cabbage.

...and beetroot.
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

Quote from: bob48 on May 01, 2014, 03:02:55 PM
...apart from cabbage.

...and beetroot.

now, i can do some damage to buttered and peppered cabbage, beetroot you can eat, but celery - FFS!!

you know when youre in a restaurant and youve eaten the starter but the main course hasnt come yet and you start grazing from the plates and table stuff, ill munch anything between courses but you can keep your jar of celery

Arctic Blast

^^Why is your celery in jars?!  :o

undercovergeek

i say jars, its not pickled or anything, they can occasionally come in like tall glasses or jars with no lids for extra 'shabby chic'

Arctic Blast

Quote from: undercovergeek on May 01, 2014, 04:38:39 PM
i say jars, its not pickled or anything, they can occasionally come in like tall glasses or jars with no lids for extra 'shabby chic'

Why in the Hell is it ever in a jar? We typically just pick up one of these :



Note the lack of a jar. What else do the British do? Store carrots in flower vases? Perhaps put radishes in cardboard boxes?  ;D