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bob48

#5235
May 01, 2014, 04:44:16 PM
Doesn't everybody?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#5236
May 01, 2014, 05:18:35 PM


there look - this is a typical starter accompaniment in the UK

noone buys it for fks sake!!!!

bob48

#5237
May 01, 2014, 05:35:42 PM
We buy radishes, geek. But they give me wind.

..no idea why. Radishes are not normally associated with wind, are they?

On the other hand, Mrs B will tell you that almost everything give me wind.



...except baked beans. Funny that, innit.

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#5238
May 01, 2014, 06:16:04 PM
There's some kind of exception for old Geordies.... like you don't get arrested for fighting and go to football matches with no shirts on.... it's like a cultural exclusion

GDS_Starfury

#5239
May 01, 2014, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: bob48 on May 01, 2014, 05:35:42 PM
We buy radishes, geek. But they give me wind.
..no idea why.

cause youre an olde fart.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#5240
May 01, 2014, 07:53:04 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Dolan50

#5241
May 01, 2014, 08:12:49 PM
After seeing that picture, I think I'll stick to celery salt.  :D
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

Staggerwing

#5242
May 01, 2014, 08:38:52 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 01, 2014, 07:53:04 PM


That was funny the thirst fousand times I saw it.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#5243
May 01, 2014, 09:01:10 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#5244
May 02, 2014, 09:47:16 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5245
May 02, 2014, 09:49:17 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5246
May 02, 2014, 10:05:10 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5247
May 02, 2014, 11:09:39 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#5248
May 02, 2014, 11:12:22 AM

mirth

#5249
May 02, 2014, 11:25:08 AM
Apparently Star has family in China who run a hotel.

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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