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Martok

#5250
May 02, 2014, 12:19:51 PM
But why is the notice warm?  Does it burn up ten seconds after you read it or something? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#5251
May 02, 2014, 12:21:53 PM
That's just how Star rolls. Everything is 'warm'.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#5252
May 02, 2014, 12:23:00 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 02, 2014, 12:21:53 PM
That's just how Star rolls. Everything is 'warm'.

You must like him a lot on a cold night....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#5253
May 02, 2014, 12:27:53 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 02, 2014, 12:23:00 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 02, 2014, 12:21:53 PM
That's just how Star rolls. Everything is 'warm'.

You must like him a lot on a cold night....

Any night really.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#5254
May 02, 2014, 12:30:37 PM
even midol nights?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#5255
May 02, 2014, 12:49:21 PM
Every night is a midol night for Star.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#5256
May 02, 2014, 12:53:04 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#5257
May 02, 2014, 12:55:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#5258
May 02, 2014, 12:59:14 PM
^  Is it possible to both groan and chuckle at the same time?  ::) 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 02, 2014, 12:53:04 PM

That one's almost more disturbing that the celery up the guy's rectum. 

Almost. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#5259
May 02, 2014, 01:53:31 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#5260
May 02, 2014, 02:09:57 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on May 01, 2014, 07:52:23 PM
Quote from: bob48 on May 01, 2014, 05:35:42 PM
We buy radishes, geek. But they give me wind.
..no idea why.

cause youre an olde fart.

And your point is?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#5261
May 02, 2014, 02:13:11 PM










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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#5262
May 02, 2014, 02:39:49 PM
^Wow....now thats something different. Cool and disturbing at the same time  8)

mirth

#5263
May 02, 2014, 02:47:30 PM
Awesome, that is.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#5264
May 02, 2014, 02:54:47 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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