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GDS_Starfury

#5865
July 04, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
he took a wong turn:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#5866
July 04, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
Cue jokes about Asian drivers...

Con

#5867
July 04, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
he took a wong turn:



I bet they booked him for DWA.....Driving While Asian

Con

bayonetbrant

#5868
July 04, 2014, 03:40:21 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#5869
July 04, 2014, 03:42:05 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#5870
July 04, 2014, 03:48:50 PM
lets not forget who we fought for our independence for they are rearming to finish the job!

QuoteQueen Elizabeth was named at Rosyth on 4 July 2014 by Elizabeth II, who said that the warship "marks a new phase in our naval history". Instead of smashing the traditional bottle of champagne on the hull, she smashed a bottle of whisky from the Bowmore distillery on the Scottish island of Islay. The ceremony was attended by the Duke of Edinburgh (the Lord High Admiral), George Zambellas (First Sea Lord), and by politicians including David Cameron and Gordon Brown (the Prime Minister and his immediate predecessor) and Alex Salmond (First Minister of Scotland). It also featured a fly-past by the Red Arrows and a second comprising navy, air force and army helicopters
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#5871
July 04, 2014, 03:51:39 PM
That "freedom rings" anti-knock-knock joke was pretty dang great for ID4!
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
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BanzaiCat

#5872
July 04, 2014, 07:52:17 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2014, 03:48:50 PM
lets not forget who we fought for our independence for they are rearming to finish the job!

Meanwhile we'll make do with our ten Nimitz-class carriers in service and the other three supercarriers currently under construction.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#5873
July 04, 2014, 11:04:28 PM
Quote from: Con on July 04, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
he took a wong turn:



I bet they booked him for DWA.....Driving While Asian

Con

Looks like he got arrested.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

mirth

#5874
July 05, 2014, 06:18:30 AM
Not arrested, but his license was suspended.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#5875
July 05, 2014, 06:20:33 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#5876
July 05, 2014, 06:22:56 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 04, 2014, 11:04:28 PM
Quote from: Con on July 04, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
he took a wong turn:



I bet they booked him for DWA.....Driving While Asian

Con

Looks like he got arrested.

Quote from: mirth on July 05, 2014, 06:18:30 AM
Not arrested, but his license was suspended.

A reminder to all the witnesses that none of them are above the Law.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#5877
July 05, 2014, 07:27:12 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on July 05, 2014, 06:22:56 AM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on July 04, 2014, 11:04:28 PM
Quote from: Con on July 04, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 04, 2014, 02:43:22 PM
he took a wong turn:



I bet they booked him for DWA.....Driving While Asian

Con

Looks like he got arrested.

Quote from: mirth on July 05, 2014, 06:18:30 AM
Not arrested, but his license was suspended.

A reminder to all the witnesses that none of them are above the Law.

Hey look, pigs really can fly!

mirth

#5878
July 05, 2014, 07:32:36 AM
^well played
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#5879
July 05, 2014, 09:25:00 AM
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!
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