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bayonetbrant

#6015
July 22, 2014, 01:01:05 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Martok

#6016
July 22, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
LOL!  Well you gotta give them credit for making that clear up front.  ;D 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#6017
July 23, 2014, 12:25:16 AM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#6018
July 23, 2014, 06:51:59 PM


Son of a B is trying to corner the pizza delivery market!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bayonetbrant

#6019
July 23, 2014, 07:26:27 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#6020
July 24, 2014, 07:35:01 PM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#6021
July 24, 2014, 07:47:11 PM
^Sara Jean Underwood deserves much better then that. Stupid kid!  :knuppel2:

BanzaiCat

#6022
July 24, 2014, 08:14:32 PM
^ Guy Fieri: The Younger Years

GDS_Starfury

#6023
July 25, 2014, 10:46:32 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Arctic Blast

#6024
July 25, 2014, 12:54:27 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 24, 2014, 08:14:32 PM
^ Guy Fieri: The Younger Years

(shudder) That guy is the bane of my existence. I despise him. You have now reminded me that he's real and alive, and my day is ruined. And it's 14 degrees and raining outside, which is now somehow the fault of this comment about Guy Fieri. (/shudder)

GDS_Starfury

#6025
July 25, 2014, 01:00:30 PM
Why?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#6026
July 25, 2014, 02:35:17 PM
Gotta love Frank Caliendo! 




"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

BanzaiCat

#6027
July 25, 2014, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 25, 2014, 01:00:30 PM
Why?

+1?

Not that I'm a Fieri fan...I find him annoying, but I don't despise him to the depths you pontificated upon.

Bison

#6028
July 25, 2014, 05:46:01 PM

Arctic Blast

#6029
July 25, 2014, 09:14:59 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on July 25, 2014, 03:36:37 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on July 25, 2014, 01:00:30 PM
Why?

+1?

Not that I'm a Fieri fan...I find him annoying, but I don't despise him to the depths you pontificated upon.

Everything about him screams 'Hey, I'm a douchebag!' His need to come up with horrible nicknames and catchphrases for everything. His ridiculous bleached hair and his sunglasses worn on the fat roll on the back of his neck. The abundance of ridiculous rings. The flip flops in the kitchen. The peals of laughter at his own horrible attempts at jokes. And his desperate shoving of his family into TV specials to get more airtime for his worthless mug. There have also been more than a few claims that he is an absolute asswipe in real life that are all too easy to believe, considering how purely awful his on-camera persona is. Every chef and owner he appears with is staring at him with pure contempt for every moment they're on screen together.
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