More Pix For A Laugh

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Martok

#6255
August 26, 2014, 12:21:26 PM
^  I've seen that one before, but it's still good.  ;D 




Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 26, 2014, 07:48:06 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 26, 2014, 07:34:28 AM


I'll second that ...and I don't even have any kids!  :P 

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GDS_Starfury

#6256
August 26, 2014, 12:30:44 PM
Thats why I buy my nephew stuff that I want to play with.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#6257
August 26, 2014, 12:33:46 PM
Star, how much of your Kay-Bee Toy Store did you five-finger discount while working there as a teenager? ;)

I worked for Toys R Us briefly many years ago as a night stocker, but that job sucked so I quit after three days.

GDS_Starfury

#6258
August 26, 2014, 12:46:08 PM
Why I would never do such a thing.   ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#6259
August 26, 2014, 12:50:57 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 26, 2014, 12:46:08 PM
Why I would never do such a thing.   ;)

::)

Right, of course not. I meant only that you were conducting research into product knowledge, which I think we all did at that age and in similar retail positions.

bayonetbrant

#6260
August 26, 2014, 09:33:59 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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GDS_Starfury

#6261
August 26, 2014, 09:35:23 PM
just couldn't wait until tomorrow huh?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#6262
August 26, 2014, 09:54:40 PM

Bison

#6263
August 26, 2014, 09:59:51 PM

bayonetbrant

#6264
August 26, 2014, 10:22:47 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 26, 2014, 09:35:23 PM
just couldn't wait until tomorrow huh?

It *is* tomorrow for half of our audience.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#6265
August 26, 2014, 10:25:41 PM
but not for you.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#6266
August 27, 2014, 05:13:19 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#6267
August 27, 2014, 08:05:24 AM

mirth

#6268
August 27, 2014, 09:50:02 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#6269
August 27, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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