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GDS_Starfury

#6555
October 07, 2014, 03:26:32 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#6556
October 07, 2014, 06:46:14 AM

Martok

#6557
October 07, 2014, 07:11:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 07, 2014, 03:26:32 AM

Heh! 

Looks like a Far Side comic. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Barthheart

#6558
October 07, 2014, 07:15:37 AM

BanzaiCat

#6559
October 07, 2014, 07:17:44 AM

BanzaiCat

#6560
October 07, 2014, 07:20:06 AM

Martok

#6561
October 07, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 07, 2014, 07:15:37 AM

LOL, brilliant!  Where'd you find that at? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

DoctorQuest

#6562
October 07, 2014, 09:52:29 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 07, 2014, 07:17:44 AM


Who knew the Alien had leather soles on his feet....
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bayonetbrant

#6563
October 07, 2014, 10:04:28 AM
Quote from: Martok on October 07, 2014, 09:43:37 AMLOL, brilliant!  Where'd you find that at? 

there was a Reddit thread a few years ago about the laziest thing you've ever done; this story was in it.
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JasonPratt

#6564
October 07, 2014, 11:38:29 AM Last Edit: October 07, 2014, 11:48:40 AM by JasonPratt
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 04, 2014, 09:05:44 AM


needs more bacon.

I live in West Tennessee, and I approve this message.

Though with more grits.

And biscuits. (The big fluffy kind, not cookies.)

And more eggs.

Bacon's about right. A good rack of it, too, nice and meaty, mmm...


Edited to add: gun's too small, needs to be 20 gauge at least, preferably 12 or 10. Or a rifle, thirty cal or better.
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LongBlade

#6565
October 07, 2014, 06:27:35 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 07, 2014, 07:15:37 AM


That's out of a self-published book called My Navy. Good read.
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GDS_Starfury

#6566
October 07, 2014, 09:54:31 PM
BWAHAHAAHAH!

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#6567
October 08, 2014, 07:36:27 AM

undercovergeek

#6568
October 08, 2014, 07:40:25 AM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on October 07, 2014, 09:52:29 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on October 07, 2014, 07:17:44 AM


Who knew the Alien had leather soles on his feet....

tell me you saw the pink dog collar first though?!

undercovergeek

#6569
October 08, 2014, 07:43:34 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 07, 2014, 10:04:28 AM
Quote from: Martok on October 07, 2014, 09:43:37 AMLOL, brilliant!  Where'd you find that at? 

there was a Reddit thread a few years ago about the laziest thing you've ever done; this story was in it.

that reddit post was genius, so many tales of building pulleys and crap so you didnt have to get out of bed or change the tv channel

as i explained to bob and huw on steam last year, where i game is downstairs, next to the kitchen, and in the kitchen is the back door

i got into (im out of it now, i was on new diabetic meds at the time) the habit of just opening the back door and peeing out into the garden when nature called and i was into a game, lasted about a week, until one morning i went out the back door and slipped on the biggest rainbow weird ass coloured frozen puddle of piss youve ever seen
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