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GDS_Starfury

#6585
October 11, 2014, 01:31:41 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#6586
October 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM
^Is that Ray Rice?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

#6587
October 12, 2014, 03:16:12 PM
No, he only punches their lights out. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#6588
October 13, 2014, 10:40:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#6589
October 13, 2014, 11:13:59 AM

GDS_Starfury

#6590
October 13, 2014, 11:53:50 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#6591
October 14, 2014, 04:14:24 AM
LOL!  Okay yeah, that one's pretty good. 
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#6592
October 14, 2014, 01:14:43 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#6593
October 14, 2014, 03:19:42 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 14, 2014, 01:14:43 PM




What she'll look like in thirty years.....



Windigo

#6594
October 14, 2014, 05:05:22 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 11, 2014, 08:55:16 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 11, 2014, 08:18:41 AM


Well, maybe after he's at sea for a couple of months, loses a ship, suffers from disease, and ends up on an uncharted new world. Maybe then.

boy... someone needs to have a coffee and a bagel... with peanutbutter and nutella on it
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#6595
October 14, 2014, 10:09:35 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#6596
October 15, 2014, 07:19:23 AM


Flossing humans out of those teeth must be a pain.....  :P

JasonPratt

#6597
October 15, 2014, 08:02:27 AM
^^ I was thinking there ought to be a lot more hole in that sink, due to acid.
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Tpek

#6598
October 15, 2014, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 15, 2014, 08:02:27 AM
^^ I was thinking there ought to be a lot more hole in that sink, due to acid.

Their blood is acidic not their saliva.

mirth

#6599
October 15, 2014, 11:36:17 AM
Quote from: Tpek on October 15, 2014, 09:07:57 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 15, 2014, 08:02:27 AM
^^ I was thinking there ought to be a lot more hole in that sink, due to acid.

Their blood is acidic not their saliva.

Seriously, dude. -10 nerd cred to JP.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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