More Pix For A Laugh

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bob48

#6855
November 06, 2014, 03:57:49 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2014, 05:04:25 PM by bob48
Lets get our skates on and get back to the fish puns.........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#6856
November 06, 2014, 04:05:22 PM
Quote from: bob48 on November 06, 2014, 03:57:49 PM
Lets get out skates on and get back to the fish puns.........

fin by me
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#6857
November 06, 2014, 04:06:59 PM
it'll be a net loss
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Marty Ward

#6858
November 06, 2014, 04:10:38 PM
Do we need to retitle this thread to the More Puns for Laughs thread?

We'll hook a lot more viewers if we use the right bait.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

mirth

#6859
November 06, 2014, 04:15:58 PM
good call old chum.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Marty Ward

#6860
November 06, 2014, 04:34:13 PM
Quote from: mirth on November 06, 2014, 04:15:58 PM
good call old chum.

Thanks. Usually I just flounder around looking for the right way to say things. Since I stopped worrying about red herrings, I just cast my quips without fear!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

bob48

#6861
November 06, 2014, 05:05:05 PM
.....and reel 'em in........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#6862
November 06, 2014, 06:49:45 PM
I think that's him quietly saabing in the corner.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#6863
November 06, 2014, 09:18:45 PM
I don't wish this on any of you, but, if you should faceplant a moving bus, I would only cry a little ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#6864
November 06, 2014, 09:30:04 PM
dont get you volvo in a knot over it.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#6865
November 06, 2014, 09:53:50 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on November 06, 2014, 09:18:45 PM
I don't wish this on any of you, but, if you should faceplant a moving bus, I would only cry a little ;)

That would be an absolut bad thing.

Where do you get these ikeas?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#6866
November 06, 2014, 10:17:19 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#6867
November 06, 2014, 11:45:09 PM


GDS_Starfury

#6868
November 06, 2014, 11:49:00 PM
ya... thats pretty much the reason why and how that chick drove through my house.

thanks the flashback and ptsd.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

MetalDog

#6869
November 07, 2014, 12:08:59 AM
You were going to show your tits to a living room full of dudes and she came through the wall in her car?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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