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bayonetbrant

#7770
February 18, 2015, 08:00:15 PM
Kid totally pwns the math test

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#7771
February 18, 2015, 08:04:51 PM
 O0
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#7772
February 19, 2015, 12:20:10 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#7773
February 19, 2015, 12:21:06 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#7774
February 19, 2015, 12:48:19 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

endfire79

#7775
February 19, 2015, 12:54:52 PM
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

bayonetbrant

#7776
February 19, 2015, 06:50:36 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#7777
February 19, 2015, 07:44:01 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#7778
February 21, 2015, 05:28:46 PM
^  Ha! 

I have to admit, that would explain it. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

undercovergeek

#7779
February 21, 2015, 05:29:38 PM
http://www.womansday.com.au/celebrity/royals/2015/2/prince-harrys-secret-dates-with-emma-watson!/

not so much a pic as a news story

unless MD is actually Prince Harry - hes shit out of luck

MetalDog

#7780
February 21, 2015, 05:38:05 PM
No matter how much I think of myself, it still doesn't make me royalty ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

#7781
February 21, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
you could be ginger and cool for all i know

and fly attack choppers

and get on emma watson

and be like 4th in line to the throne

............jesus, what a twat!!

Staggerwing

#7782
February 21, 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:29:38 PM
http://www.womansday.com.au/celebrity/royals/2015/2/prince-harrys-secret-dates-with-emma-watson!/

not so much a pic as a news story

unless MD is actually Prince Harry - hes shit out of luck

Hopefully she's ok with the royal family hairline curse.


Wait, what!? You routinely read Austrailian ladies magazines?  :o
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

undercovergeek

#7783
February 21, 2015, 05:42:05 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on February 21, 2015, 05:40:40 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:29:38 PM
http://www.womansday.com.au/celebrity/royals/2015/2/prince-harrys-secret-dates-with-emma-watson!/

not so much a pic as a news story

unless MD is actually Prince Harry - hes shit out of luck

Hopefully she's ok with the royal family hairline curse.


Wait, what!? You routinely read Austrailian ladies magazines?  :o

hell yes, got to keep tabs on the colonies - theyre all sneaky bastards, stealing our land and stuff

MetalDog

#7784
February 21, 2015, 05:42:13 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on February 21, 2015, 05:39:35 PM
you could be ginger and cool for all i know

and fly attack choppers

and get on emma watson

and be like 4th in line to the throne

............jesus, what a twat!!

There's not much of that that sounds bad, 'geek.  Most people I know already think I'm a twat, so....I don't see the down side :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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