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bayonetbrant

#8175
April 30, 2015, 07:35:56 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#8176
April 30, 2015, 07:42:27 AM

BanzaiCat

#8177
April 30, 2015, 07:48:53 AM


Unfortunately, this is not a real thing...it's just a gag.

http://laughingsquid.com/control-toys-a-line-of-educative-toys-for-badly-behaved-children/

BanzaiCat

#8178
April 30, 2015, 07:51:01 AM

Centurion40

#8179
April 30, 2015, 08:13:20 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 30, 2015, 07:20:09 AM
Or stuff your clothes with very potent cannabis and make the event open to the public ...

I'm going to put it in my will that you are hired as a funeral consultant.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#8180
April 30, 2015, 08:17:17 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 30, 2015, 07:51:01 AM


And now I see why Nazi imagery is so popular in the Orient.  :P
Any time is a good time for pie.

Tpek

#8181
April 30, 2015, 08:28:41 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 30, 2015, 07:48:53 AM


Unfortunately, this is not a real thing...it's just a gag.

http://laughingsquid.com/control-toys-a-line-of-educative-toys-for-badly-behaved-children/

A strap/gag for the mouth will be an excellent accessory for this.

LongBlade

#8182
April 30, 2015, 08:36:23 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#8183
April 30, 2015, 12:47:04 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on April 28, 2015, 01:21:38 PM




..... Flaming Waterfall....  ???  :idiot2:
"Kentucky Time Machine" 

Alrighty then...  ??? 




Quote from: Banzai_Cat on April 30, 2015, 07:42:27 AM

<guffaw> 

Took me a moment, but that one's good. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

mirth

#8184
April 30, 2015, 08:05:35 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8185
April 30, 2015, 08:07:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#8186
April 30, 2015, 08:09:51 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#8187
April 30, 2015, 08:22:16 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 30, 2015, 08:09:51 PM


don't hate the player; hate the game
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#8188
April 30, 2015, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 30, 2015, 08:07:01 PM


More like Tropical Storm John-Thomas...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

#8189
April 30, 2015, 09:09:15 PM
I think Mirth was trying to tell us something with that string of posts.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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