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bayonetbrant

#8355
June 01, 2015, 05:43:47 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#8356
June 01, 2015, 08:05:42 AM

mirth

#8357
June 01, 2015, 08:23:58 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#8358
June 01, 2015, 08:27:42 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on June 01, 2015, 08:05:42 AM


The Death Star might have been an inside job...
The main bad guy in charge, who kept criticizing the Death Star and felt it was competing with him for being the most evil thing,
just so happens to be the father of the one who stole the "secret" plans and hand them over to the rebels, and also the father of the guy who knew exactly how
and when to shoot a proton torpedo to blow it up, while, conveniently enough, main bad guy happened to be outside of it and far away.

Coincidence? I think not!

Marty Ward

#8359
June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Marty Ward

#8360
June 01, 2015, 12:24:12 PM
Guess they go quick!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Barthheart

#8361
June 01, 2015, 12:45:52 PM

Steelgrave

#8362
June 01, 2015, 01:10:58 PM
^And with that, the honeymoon was officially over.....

Centurion40

#8363
June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Marty Ward

#8364
June 01, 2015, 02:54:53 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.

Is the sign real? You never know these days :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Windigo

#8365
June 01, 2015, 03:51:18 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.

I dunno 40Cent, the front licence plate on the one car looks like one of those Your-E-Pee'in plates.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

DoctorQuest

#8366
June 01, 2015, 04:07:19 PM
Quote from: Windigo on June 01, 2015, 03:51:18 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.

I dunno 40Cent, the front licence plate on the one car looks like one of those Your-E-Pee'in plates.

Me thinks thou hast the wrong picture in mind.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Centurion40

#8367
June 02, 2015, 07:18:45 AM
Quote from: Windigo on June 01, 2015, 03:51:18 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.

I dunno 40Cent, the front licence plate on the one car looks like one of those Your-E-Pee'in plates.

The Hub Too is across from the Westphal Plaza (Dartmouth, Nova Scotia), not Westphalia! Google it!  :)
Any time is a good time for pie.

Marty Ward

#8368
June 02, 2015, 07:33:19 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 02, 2015, 07:18:45 AM
Quote from: Windigo on June 01, 2015, 03:51:18 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on June 01, 2015, 01:42:55 PM
Quote from: Marty Ward on June 01, 2015, 12:22:23 PM
Guess I have to find something else to do tonight :(

Hey now!  I know where that is!!  I could drive there in 12 minutes.

I dunno 40Cent, the front licence plate on the one car looks like one of those Your-E-Pee'in plates.

The Hub Too is across from the Westphal Plaza (Dartmouth, Nova Scotia), not Westphalia! Google it!  :)

Well I hope they don't cancel Tanked Tuesday!
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Centurion40

#8369
June 02, 2015, 08:50:49 AM
Not to mention Wasted Wednesday, Throw-up Thursday, or F-ed up Friday.  ;)
Any time is a good time for pie.
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