More Pix For A Laugh

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Silent Disapproval Robot

The look of barely suppressed terror in his eyes lets you know the smile is coerced.  Mr. Shittens is definitely not happy about what's coming next.

JasonPratt

Brant, true but worth it.  8)
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undercovergeek

these have been known as the poo-mitten amongst the inner circle at work for years now

'you were in there ages'

'yeah, it was massive and all over the place'

'did you need the mitten'

'yup'

but its just a case of entombing ones hand in paper when you positively, definitely know its going to get messy

besilarius

This could severly reduce the relevance of the Darwin Awards.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Steelgrave

Quote from: besilarius on July 22, 2015, 06:07:13 PM
This could severly reduce the relevance of the Darwin Awards.

Cheap beer will have the same effect, it just doesnt work as fast  8)

Staggerwing

Quote from: Steelgrave on July 22, 2015, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: besilarius on July 22, 2015, 06:07:13 PM
This could severly reduce the relevance of the Darwin Awards.

Cheap beer will have the same effect, it just doesnt work as fast  8)

Actually, I'll argue the opposite. Cheap beer will increase the likelihood of genetic material being passed on. Once that happens the Darwin Awards are blessed with a new generation of contestants.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

Quote from: Staggerwing on July 22, 2015, 06:33:44 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on July 22, 2015, 06:26:31 PM
Quote from: besilarius on July 22, 2015, 06:07:13 PM
This could severly reduce the relevance of the Darwin Awards.

Cheap beer will have the same effect, it just doesnt work as fast  8)

Actually, I'll argue the opposite. Cheap beer will increase the likelihood of genetic material being passed on. Once that happens the Darwin Awards are blessed with a new generation of contestants.

I yield to your superior logic and concede the point  O0

Barthheart


Barthheart


Windigo

Quote from: MetalDog on July 14, 2015, 07:40:07 PM
Back to names for a moment, I run in to people every day with names you would think are neat/crazy/wtf.  I've done service for Mickey Dees, Jesse James, two dudes named Shoulders and so on.  There's more, but, I'll leave it at that.

My stepson just named his newborn son...... Legend Victor Bane Villeneuve    :-X
If his own stepson, Tatum wasn't such a neat kid [and his mom such a young hottie  ::) ] I would disown the reckless bastard.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

I don't know whether to slow clap or guffaw, Windy.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

How long till he's training raptors?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on July 23, 2015, 07:32:53 PM
How long till he's training raptors?

I don't know but we need to induct him into the Groginatti!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.