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LongBlade

#8715
July 28, 2015, 09:34:57 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#8716
July 28, 2015, 05:10:33 PM
Whenever you take a trip to Europe, be sure to enjoy Fucking, Austria.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

MetalDog

#8717
July 28, 2015, 06:48:03 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 28, 2015, 09:32:15 AM


I'm just surprised your head didn't explode on the spelling mistakes.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Centurion40

#8718
July 29, 2015, 07:31:05 AM
Quote from: besilarius on July 28, 2015, 05:10:33 PM
Whenever you take a trip to Europe, be sure to enjoy Fucking, Austria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria

:)
Any time is a good time for pie.

undercovergeek

#8720
July 29, 2015, 09:11:11 AM
Good job they're not twinned

Centurion40

#8721
July 29, 2015, 09:17:52 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#8722
July 29, 2015, 09:19:06 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#8723
July 29, 2015, 09:22:39 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#8724
July 29, 2015, 10:11:10 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 29, 2015, 09:22:39 AM


I've heard about that place. Star has a winter vacation home there.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#8725
July 29, 2015, 06:04:34 PM
Is that the retreat where Panthers in the Fog is in progress?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

LongBlade

#8726
July 29, 2015, 06:32:50 PM
Quote from: besilarius on July 29, 2015, 06:04:34 PM
Is that the retreat where Panthers in the Fog is in progress?

Rumor has it the guest bath is wallpapered with the first draft.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#8727
July 29, 2015, 06:37:28 PM
There is a Shartlesville, PA.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#8728
July 30, 2015, 06:21:08 AM

bayonetbrant

#8729
July 30, 2015, 03:10:42 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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