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mirth

#9345
October 30, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 30, 2015, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

youre a vegematarian?

Yep. Going on 22 years.

Damn, I'm old.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#9346
October 30, 2015, 08:10:52 AM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on October 30, 2015, 07:49:31 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

Trust me, I bear no ill will towards vegetarians. I just though the delivery of the joke was relatively unexpected and clever.

It was pretty funny.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#9347
October 30, 2015, 08:51:33 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 30, 2015, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

youre a vegematarian?

Yep. Going on 22 years.

Damn, I'm old.

was it imposed upon you?

DoctorQuest

#9348
October 30, 2015, 08:53:18 AM
Doesn't eating animals that eat plants make me a second level vegetarian or something?
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Ubercat

#9349
October 30, 2015, 09:39:19 AM
My vegetarian sister linked this on Facebook. Pretty funny.


"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

mirth

#9350
October 30, 2015, 09:53:09 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 30, 2015, 08:51:33 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 30, 2015, 07:40:49 AM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 07:26:58 AM
Trust me. I am not a vegetarian for any longevity reasons.

youre a vegematarian?

Yep. Going on 22 years.

Damn, I'm old.

was it imposed upon you?

Nope. Decided on it of my free will. Happened when I was about 23. And I grew up in a family of hunters, so I've eaten just about every type of game meat you can in Maine - deer, moose, bear, rabbit, quail, all kinds of fish.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#9351
October 30, 2015, 09:59:01 AM
you forgot "milf"
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mirth

#9352
October 30, 2015, 10:02:17 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2015, 09:59:01 AM
you forgot "milf"

Even as a vegetarian, I still enjoy that.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#9353
October 30, 2015, 10:19:24 AM
That's fish, not meat.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#9354
October 30, 2015, 11:24:02 AM
But, there's the roast beef curtains.

mirth

#9355
October 30, 2015, 11:30:12 AM
I love how when we cross a line we just keep on going.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

#9356
October 30, 2015, 12:34:31 PM
Depravity knows no boundaries!
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#9357
October 30, 2015, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 11:30:12 AMI love how when we cross a line we just keep on going.

what lines?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#9358
October 30, 2015, 01:27:40 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2015, 12:53:55 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 30, 2015, 11:30:12 AMI love how when we cross a line we just keep on going.

what lines?

My point exactly!
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#9359
October 30, 2015, 10:43:22 PM
I soooooooo want to do this

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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