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Barthheart

#9555
December 11, 2015, 08:38:40 AM

MetalDog

#9556
December 11, 2015, 07:11:06 PM
So, in reality, all those interpretations are just well thought out opinions, right?  If so, you know what they say about opinions...
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Mr. Bigglesworth

#9557
December 12, 2015, 12:54:18 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 11, 2015, 07:11:06 PM
So, in reality, all those interpretations are just well thought out opinions, right?  If so, you know what they say about opinions...
Not opinions, more like translations, of physics into regular words. Is the physics right? Probably not. It is proven amazingly close based on verification of predictions. The "mind of God" will probably never fit into words.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Barthheart

#9558
December 12, 2015, 06:28:00 AM

panzerde

#9559
December 12, 2015, 12:02:10 PM
^  O0
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

besilarius

#9560
December 13, 2015, 12:19:45 PM
A couple of youngsters on HMS Newcastle trying to screw off the lids of the bollards to store the heaving lines inside.

Don't get me started on sea bats.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#9561
December 13, 2015, 12:23:33 PM
Silly fellows! Don't they know the lids turn the other way?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#9562
December 13, 2015, 12:38:29 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 13, 2015, 12:23:33 PM
Silly fellows! Don't they know the lids turn the other way?

They turn the other way when you're past the equator.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Con

#9563
December 13, 2015, 03:04:30 PM
But first you have to find the left handed wrench

MetalDog

#9564
December 13, 2015, 03:10:54 PM
Is that a 200' of shoreline they are trying to stow?
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

besilarius

#9565
December 13, 2015, 03:12:30 PM
It's not clear.  Could be water level line.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#9566
December 13, 2015, 05:19:46 PM
the guys at 4Chan actually do something funny for a change

http://www.theladbible.com/albums/4chan-photoshop-battle-of-couple-on-an-island
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Ubercat

#9567
December 13, 2015, 07:57:26 PM
They appear to be in need of some terminal bearing grease. That would make it turn faster.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#9568
December 14, 2015, 07:45:04 AM
The Scots can be cool
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#9569
December 14, 2015, 07:56:22 AM
^ I hope that's real. Too often they're Photoshopped.
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