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Barthheart

#9585
December 18, 2015, 11:25:01 AM

bayonetbrant

#9586
December 19, 2015, 01:14:29 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#9587
December 19, 2015, 01:15:14 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#9588
December 19, 2015, 01:24:51 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2015, 01:14:29 PM


LOL.

I am so bringing that to work monday!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Freyland

#9589
December 19, 2015, 02:01:13 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2015, 01:14:29 PM


*looks at the signature on his billing sheets*
Um, I don't know what you're talking about.....

MetalDog

#9590
December 19, 2015, 02:16:21 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 19, 2015, 01:15:14 PM


The best part of that is the Bic.   :2funny:
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#9591
December 19, 2015, 03:18:09 PM
True. The bic was just the right diameter. If one was forced by circumstance to use a #2 pencil then an awkward diagonal angle was called for to get any kind of sustained rotation.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bob48

#9592
December 19, 2015, 03:47:24 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 19, 2015, 03:18:09 PM
True. The bic was just the right diameter. If one was forced by circumstance circumference to use a #2 pencil then an awkward diagonal angle was called for to get any kind of sustained rotation.

fixed that for ya. ;)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#9593
December 19, 2015, 04:03:46 PM
That too...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Martok

#9594
December 19, 2015, 05:05:16 PM
"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

besilarius

#9595
December 20, 2015, 12:53:45 PM
http://patrickat.tumblr.com/post/135186242673/persian-slipper-camwyn-bjornwilde

Just the thing for a growing family.  A lovely crib ofthe Elder Gods.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Nefaro

#9596
December 20, 2015, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: besilarius on December 20, 2015, 12:53:45 PM
http://patrickat.tumblr.com/post/135186242673/persian-slipper-camwyn-bjornwilde

Just the thing for a growing family.  A lovely crib ofthe Elder Gods.

Wow.  They weren't messing around!  :o

JasonPratt

#9597
December 21, 2015, 01:33:13 PM
The Air Force guys just got to bed at 6 after a long night working.  ::)

The Navy picture however is not only legitimate, the guy middle-right looks like my Dad.  :o
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besilarius

#9598
December 21, 2015, 07:18:34 PM
Wondered what zoos did with lost tykes.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#9599
December 21, 2015, 07:26:35 PM
Animal feed is expensive. Any little contributions are welcome.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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