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Staggerwing

Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2016, 07:47:08 PM


Allfather Oðin tells me there is still paper on the roll if you grab a corner and carefully tear. A little rough, but it will get the job done. After that, we can go plunder the minimart and restock the Meadhall.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

 :o We've reached page 666!!  :o

Steelgrave

Quote from: Barthheart on February 18, 2016, 09:27:58 PM
:o We've reached page 666!!  :o

I'm not posting anything on page 666....ah, shit....... >:D

bayonetbrant

Nah, just page 400 - adjust your posts per page view! ;)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

Quote from: Barthheart on February 18, 2016, 09:27:58 PM
:o We've reached page 666!!  :o


Woe to you O Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short.  Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast.  For it is a human number.  Its number is...
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat


mirth

Quote from: Staggerwing on February 18, 2016, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2016, 07:47:08 PM


Allfather Oðin tells me there is still paper on the roll if you grab a corner and carefully tear. A little rough, but it will get the job done. After that, we can go plunder the minimart and restock the Meadhall.

Thor: The Dark Roll
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart


bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 19, 2016, 10:12:51 AM


True.

But consider how many king douchebags have been prevented to date BECAUSE of condoms, though...

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Nefaro

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Quote from: Barthheart on February 18, 2016, 09:27:58 PM
:o We've reached page 666!!  :o


Reminded me of this great UCB "Last Moments Training" skit:




;D

-"Go to the Prayer!"

-"..Oh Mighty One.  I call upon all the powers.. of your dark forces.. to deliver me unto the fires of hell from whence I was born."
  "My father a demon, my mother a jackal!  Sweet sweet satan.... .."

-"Okay, that's enough.  Most people don't feel comfortable flying, commercially, with satan."

:2funny:  ;D

bayonetbrant

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.