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Steelgrave

#10245
March 31, 2016, 09:09:38 AM
Quote from: Barthheart on March 31, 2016, 07:25:12 AM


LMAO!!! I didn't see that one coming  :2funny:

undercovergeek

#10246
March 31, 2016, 09:15:19 AM
i cant seem to find an image of it anywhere, but someone left me something similar on FB

its the 2 of them walking through a wood and Pooh says what day is it

Monday replies Piglet

F*** says Pooh

Marty Ward

#10247
March 31, 2016, 09:32:41 AM
Was this it?

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bayonetbrant

#10248
March 31, 2016, 09:40:43 AM
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undercovergeek

#10249
March 31, 2016, 09:50:10 AM
lol thatll be the one - whilst i cringe at my daughters beloved storybook characters swearing it makes me laugh

bayonetbrant

#10250
March 31, 2016, 10:31:39 AM
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#10251
March 31, 2016, 10:37:53 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2016, 10:31:39 AM


Then how come Vader never worse any sweaters or ate any Jello?

bayonetbrant

#10252
March 31, 2016, 10:43:31 AM
Too busy killing younglings?
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#10253
March 31, 2016, 10:52:03 AM
^hahaha! That's awful. Hilarious, but awful!
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Nefaro

#10254
March 31, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2016, 10:43:31 AM
Too busy killing younglings?

Their tears are the active ingredient in Vader Pie.

Atilla60

#10255
March 31, 2016, 01:20:40 PM
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Con

#10256
March 31, 2016, 03:09:07 PM
Seriously has anyone tested Darth Cosbys Midi-chlorian count?

Quote from: Tpek on March 31, 2016, 10:37:53 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2016, 10:31:39 AM


Then how come Vader never worse any sweaters or ate any Jello?

besilarius

#10257
March 31, 2016, 06:32:02 PM
Next time try the strip version.
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mirth

#10258
March 31, 2016, 07:15:48 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10259
April 01, 2016, 06:13:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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