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besilarius

#10260
April 01, 2016, 06:48:45 AM
This may explain some of our older members.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#10261
April 01, 2016, 06:53:06 AM
I love the smell of DDT in the morning...smells like.... cancer.  :buck2:

bayonetbrant

#10262
April 01, 2016, 06:56:27 AM
"safely"

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#10263
April 01, 2016, 07:11:28 AM

panzerde

#10264
April 01, 2016, 07:13:02 AM
It adds some much needed flavor to the lead paint chips.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Steelgrave

#10265
April 01, 2016, 09:22:51 AM
Quote from: besilarius on April 01, 2016, 06:48:45 AM
This may explain some of our older members.

Thinking of any older members in particular?  8)

Hell, if years of riding in the family car with the windows rolled up and Mom chain smoking doesn't kill me, DDT has no chance.

Steelgrave

#10266
April 01, 2016, 09:23:45 AM
Quote from: panzerde on April 01, 2016, 07:13:02 AM
It adds some much needed flavor to the lead paint chips.

Blue was always my favorite.

Sir Slash

#10267
April 01, 2016, 10:28:33 AM
My parents didn't spray us with DDT. We were dipped in it. No bugs on me.  :uglystupid2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10268
April 01, 2016, 06:08:43 PM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#10269
April 06, 2016, 07:59:32 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#10270
April 06, 2016, 08:33:54 AM
Ha! Too true.....  :coolsmiley:

Sir Slash

#10271
April 06, 2016, 09:37:49 AM
I want an Interstate running from Game Zone through Napland to Snack Sector.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Tpek

#10272
April 06, 2016, 12:51:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 06, 2016, 07:59:32 AM


I'm the president...
Still waiting for my first salary though.
The HR guys said they'll be on it asap several decades ago.

Barthheart

#10273
April 06, 2016, 02:02:51 PM

mirth

#10274
April 06, 2016, 05:38:44 PM
^I dated that chick.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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