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mirth

#10275
April 06, 2016, 05:41:53 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10276
April 06, 2016, 05:54:37 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

panzerde

#10277
April 06, 2016, 06:39:25 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

mirth

#10278
April 06, 2016, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: panzerde on April 06, 2016, 06:39:25 PM


That made me laugh more than it should have.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10279
April 06, 2016, 07:24:11 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#10280
April 06, 2016, 07:39:10 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 06, 2016, 05:41:53 PM


Considering how much I love beef, I'm sure my name is on a bovine hitlist somewhere.

Staggerwing

#10281
April 06, 2016, 07:40:29 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 06, 2016, 05:41:53 PM


Udder madness! We hoof to do something fast!
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#10282
April 06, 2016, 08:07:57 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Steelgrave

#10283
April 06, 2016, 08:19:14 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 06, 2016, 07:23:46 PM
Quote from: panzerde on April 06, 2016, 06:39:25 PM


That made me laugh more than it should have.

That was awesome  8)

panzerde

#10284
April 06, 2016, 08:38:40 PM
"Cows with Guns" was a staple around our house when my kids were little. That probably explains a lot.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

mirth

#10285
April 06, 2016, 08:57:41 PM
Quote from: panzerde on April 06, 2016, 08:38:40 PM
"Cows with Guns" was a staple around our house when my kids were little. That probably explains a lot.



That's excellent parenting  O0
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#10286
April 06, 2016, 09:52:48 PM
They shouldn't have any trouble using guns, after all they use horns just fine. No Bull.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10287
April 07, 2016, 06:39:35 AM
We are becoming a deeply divided society.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#10288
April 07, 2016, 07:12:36 AM

BanzaiCat

#10289
April 07, 2016, 07:15:09 AM
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