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BanzaiCat

#10800
August 04, 2016, 08:06:23 PM
^ That looks pretty close, but I bet it's well within acceptable ATC limits. My office has a pretty good view of IAH and during meetings, when I face a window, there's more than a few moments where you think planes are playing chicken, but there's actually plenty of room.

Talk about a job that's like a giant video game. Eeesh.

mirth

#10801
August 05, 2016, 03:20:43 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10802
August 05, 2016, 03:22:25 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10803
August 05, 2016, 03:37:53 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10804
August 07, 2016, 09:12:07 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#10805
August 07, 2016, 09:14:51 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#10806
August 07, 2016, 11:51:33 AM
The voice of experience.l
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#10807
August 07, 2016, 06:53:42 PM
Whatever happened to National Geographics in lavatories?
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

BanzaiCat

#10808
August 08, 2016, 07:07:22 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 07, 2016, 09:14:51 AM


I should blow that up into a poster for my cubicle.

bayonetbrant

#10809
August 08, 2016, 07:44:37 AM
Grammar matters....

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#10810
August 08, 2016, 08:55:22 AM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on August 08, 2016, 07:07:22 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 07, 2016, 09:14:51 AM


I should blow that up into a poster for my cubicle.

You have a cubicle?!? ??? I thought you worked from home...

BanzaiCat

#10812
August 08, 2016, 04:19:27 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on August 08, 2016, 08:55:22 AM

You have a cubicle?!? ??? I thought you worked from home...

Yup. My office isn't far from home. I usually go in twice a week for meetings and such.

We used to have our own offices, but they moved us to another floor where they thought cubicles would be so much better.  ::)

Staggerwing

#10813
August 08, 2016, 05:02:45 PM
Do you have a loaded nerf gun in case someone prairie-dogs nearby?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#10814
August 08, 2016, 06:13:51 PM
If you can tell someone near by is prairie doggin', you've got problems a nerf gun can't handle.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob
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