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Barthheart

#10860
August 19, 2016, 09:20:55 AM
Mirth?

mirth

#10861
August 19, 2016, 11:45:25 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#10862
August 19, 2016, 12:15:31 PM

Silent Disapproval Robot

#10863
August 19, 2016, 12:53:11 PM
Remember.  Look up.  They sleep in trees.






Sir Slash

#10864
August 19, 2016, 02:00:21 PM
I'LL GET THE LADDER, I'LL GET THE LADDER!!!!!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

panzerde

#10865
August 19, 2016, 02:07:09 PM
Quick, somebody grab SS before he gets in trouble!
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

bayonetbrant

#10866
August 19, 2016, 02:24:48 PM
Quote from: panzerde on August 19, 2016, 02:07:09 PM
Quick, somebody grab SS before he gets in trouble there first!

FTFY
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#10867
August 19, 2016, 10:10:52 PM
They can be very dangerous if you wake them up suddenly I hear. But at my age I don't have time to wait.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Freyland

#10868
August 19, 2016, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on August 19, 2016, 12:53:11 PM
Remember.  Look up.  They sleep in trees.








That...that's gonna chafe.

bbmike

#10869
August 20, 2016, 08:07:12 AM
Nah, Photoshop never chafes.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#10870
August 20, 2016, 09:23:57 AM
Hope she doesn't get a bad case of Wood Boring Beetles.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#10871
August 21, 2016, 07:37:04 AM
This type of stalking could lead to serious personality issues.
A person might even become a politician.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

besilarius

#10872
August 21, 2016, 07:24:45 PM
Basil Fawlty strikes.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#10873
August 22, 2016, 07:03:17 AM

panzerde

#10874
August 22, 2016, 07:17:39 AM
^ It's a fair cop...
:))
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres
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