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Nefaro

#10935
September 08, 2016, 01:26:28 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 08, 2016, 12:14:21 PM



If it were made by Apple, it would have a proprietary headphone jack, and their exclusive headphones would cost twice what regular ones do.  ;D

Staggerwing

#10936
September 08, 2016, 06:14:18 PM
Quote from: Nefaro on September 08, 2016, 01:26:28 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 08, 2016, 12:14:21 PM



If it were made by Apple, it would have a proprietary headphone jack, and their exclusive headphones would cost twice what regular ones do.  ;D

Correction: Per recent events, it would not have a headphone jack at all, and require a pair of BT earbuds.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#10937
September 08, 2016, 06:49:59 PM
Those time travel episodes are getting out of hand.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#10938
September 10, 2016, 05:40:32 AM
"Theologians of Fortune"  :2funny:

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#10939
September 10, 2016, 06:03:20 AM
^That brings up something that always bothered me about the A-Team-
Why would the US Gov't care if the guys in the A-Team robbed the 'Bank of Hanoi'? Shouldn't the Feds approve, being that it would impact the North Vietnamese economy and help the US-lead war effort there?

Now, had they robbed the 'Bank of Saigon'...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

besilarius

#10940
September 10, 2016, 07:29:49 AM
Hey, guys, Christmas is just around the corner.
A great gift for the youngster in us all.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#10941
September 10, 2016, 03:30:16 PM
Nope. I got 2 kids on my street selling that stuff already.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

panzerde

#10942
September 10, 2016, 03:52:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 10, 2016, 06:03:20 AM
^That brings up something that always bothered me about the A-Team-
Why would the US Gov't care if the guys in the A-Team robbed the 'Bank of Hanoi'? Shouldn't the Feds approve, being that it would impact the North Vietnamese economy and help the US-lead war effort there?

Now, had they robbed the 'Bank of Saigon'...


Would a communist country even have a bank?

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

MetalDog

#10943
September 10, 2016, 04:40:08 PM
Quote from: panzerde on September 10, 2016, 03:52:03 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on September 10, 2016, 06:03:20 AM
^That brings up something that always bothered me about the A-Team-
Why would the US Gov't care if the guys in the A-Team robbed the 'Bank of Hanoi'? Shouldn't the Feds approve, being that it would impact the North Vietnamese economy and help the US-lead war effort there?

Now, had they robbed the 'Bank of Saigon'...


Would a communist country even have a bank?




Can't believe I am going to be one to make this....People's Bank!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#10944
September 10, 2016, 04:48:07 PM
A pun!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

panzerde

#10945
September 10, 2016, 05:20:21 PM
Did you see that my comrades? A Red Letter day!

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Staggerwing

#10946
September 10, 2016, 05:46:02 PM
Red Banner Day, even.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

panzerde

#10947
September 10, 2016, 06:16:38 PM
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

GDS_Starfury

#10948
September 10, 2016, 08:13:59 PM
Quote from: besilarius on September 10, 2016, 07:29:49 AM
Hey, guys, Christmas is just around the corner.
A great gift for the youngster in us all.

just what Team Tomas needs!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#10949
September 10, 2016, 10:01:12 PM
In Soviet Union, banks have only Deposit Slips because...... No Withdrawals!  :knuppel2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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