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Sir Slash

#12120
February 11, 2017, 01:25:34 PM
That will make me look twice before I get in the shower.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#12121
February 11, 2017, 02:12:00 PM
Cue the Psycho violins.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Emeraldlis

#12122
February 11, 2017, 04:47:16 PM
I thought klingons were only supposed to be on the starboard bow .....according to William shatner anywho  :bd:   ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

mirth

#12123
February 11, 2017, 06:44:43 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12124
February 11, 2017, 06:45:58 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12125
February 11, 2017, 06:47:34 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Pete Dero

#12126
February 12, 2017, 08:06:49 AM
Actual article in a newspaper in the Dominican Republic.

Emeraldlis

#12127
February 12, 2017, 09:34:03 AM
Do they realise that's Alec Baldwin doubling as the Trump  ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Emeraldlis

#12128
February 12, 2017, 09:37:44 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 11, 2017, 06:44:43 PM


I know he is in the movies  ;D but I have a really REALLY bad memory , and nothing he's done is springing to mind  :idiot2: so how do I get judged for not remembering a single thing he's done  L:-)  ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

mirth

#12129
February 12, 2017, 09:49:14 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on February 12, 2017, 09:37:44 AM
so how do I get judged for not remembering a single thing he's done  L:-)  ;D

Not favorably. You've achieved MetalDog status.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#12130
February 12, 2017, 10:10:48 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 12, 2017, 09:49:14 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on February 12, 2017, 09:37:44 AM
so how do I get judged for not remembering a single thing he's done  L:-)  ;D

Not favorably. You've achieved MetalDog status.

Oh.my.gawwwwwd.......i wasn't expecting to be judged THAT harshly  ;D sorry MD  ;)
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

undercovergeek

#12131
February 12, 2017, 10:11:41 AM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on February 12, 2017, 09:37:44 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 11, 2017, 06:44:43 PM


I know he is in the movies  ;D but I have a really REALLY bad memory , and nothing he's done is springing to mind  :idiot2: so how do I get judged for not remembering a single thing he's done  L:-)  ;D

I can think of 3 but shame on you for not remembering home alone 2

mirth

#12132
February 12, 2017, 10:18:11 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2017, 10:24:58 AM by mirth
If this isn't the first thing that comes to mind (okay second thing), your Nerd Card should be revoked

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#12133
February 12, 2017, 10:28:50 AM
Home alone 2 you say ......nope , nothing is coming back  ;D and I own the dvds of all three !!! I clearly need to rewatch ....AGAIN !!!!! This is the reason why I rewatch movies multiple times and never get bored , 'cos I very rarely remember having watched the thing in the first place  :wow:

Quote from: undercovergeek on February 12, 2017, 10:11:41 AM


I can think of 3 but shame on you for not remembering home alone 2

Quote from: mirth on February 12, 2017, 10:18:11 AM
If this isn't the first thing that comes to mind (okay second thing), your Nerd Card should be revoked



Nope , never seen that one  :wow: it looks pretty cool though  , if I watch it can I keep my nerd card  :nerd: I would have also have never guessed that was Tim curry , he sounds like Alan Rickman to me :) and ...
Blimey , was that a young Tom cruise ....pre dentistry work  :wow: he looks about 12 !!!!
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

mirth

#12134
February 12, 2017, 10:32:29 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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