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mirth

#12165
February 14, 2017, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 14, 2017, 03:40:22 PM
I must've done the whole Valentine's Day thing right this year. All my stuff's still inside the house.  :clap:

Are you inside the house?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

undercovergeek

#12166
February 14, 2017, 04:07:06 PM
Good point mirthie

mirth

#12167
February 14, 2017, 04:22:58 PM
I know the game.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#12168
February 14, 2017, 09:19:29 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2017, 04:22:58 PM
I know the game.

1 rose, NY strip steaks and beer.

like a fucking boss.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#12169
February 14, 2017, 09:23:23 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 14, 2017, 09:19:29 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2017, 04:22:58 PM
I know the game.

1 rose, NY strip steaks and beer.

like a fucking boss.

Is that what the wife ordered?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#12170
February 14, 2017, 09:27:56 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#12171
February 14, 2017, 11:18:03 PM
I meant all my stuff was in the house while I was looking at it through the window. Still, that's better than I usually do.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#12172
February 15, 2017, 11:29:45 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Bison

#12173
February 15, 2017, 12:37:07 PM
I appreciate the liberal use of 100mph tape.

BanzaiCat

#12174
February 15, 2017, 01:29:10 PM
2. Effective 14 February 2017, the following bands WILL be allowed to be played in the CP. This applies to all times, not just work hours.

    a. Captain and Tenille
    b. Lionel Richie
    c. Doobie Brothers
    d. Michael MacDonald (solo career)
    e. Wang Chung

Bison

#12175
February 15, 2017, 01:36:45 PM


Its about sex...or something.

Windigo

#12176
February 15, 2017, 01:43:31 PM
once is never enough :hug:
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#12177
February 15, 2017, 03:37:59 PM
I heard he wasn't really a Captain. Though he did have a little Dingy.  O:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#12178
February 15, 2017, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 15, 2017, 03:37:59 PM
I heard he wasn't really a Captain. Though he did have a little Dingy dongle  O:-)

FTFY
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

bob48

#12179
February 15, 2017, 03:43:17 PM
If it was dingy, why didn't he paint it and spruce it up s bit?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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