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bayonetbrant

#12330
March 12, 2017, 09:36:24 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#12331
March 12, 2017, 10:17:10 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#12332
March 12, 2017, 05:32:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#12333
March 12, 2017, 05:53:49 PM
From a forum discussing various DYI laser-cut projects:





Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#12334
March 12, 2017, 05:54:58 PM
^lmao
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

trailrunner

#12335
March 12, 2017, 06:01:59 PM
That flowchart could apply to all my hobbies: bicycles, games, and guns.

DoctorQuest

#12336
March 12, 2017, 06:40:41 PM
Quote from: trailrunner on March 12, 2017, 06:01:59 PM
That flowchart could apply to all my hobbies: bicycles, games, and guns.

I know, right??
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Tpek

#12337
March 13, 2017, 08:36:44 AM

mirth

#12338
March 13, 2017, 08:39:34 AM
Quote from: Tpek on March 13, 2017, 08:36:44 AM
Isn't that how you make new tanks?

I thought the Stork brought them

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#12339
March 13, 2017, 09:05:37 AM
That's a BIG stork. Guess it has to be.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

undercovergeek

#12340
March 13, 2017, 11:20:19 AM
are the planks protecting the plane or the tracks?

Barthheart

#12341
March 13, 2017, 11:20:46 AM
The plane's ramp.

undercovergeek

#12342
March 13, 2017, 11:39:59 AM
having attended a course for my new job today they described a way to get round parking tickets - we are all supplied with 6 road cones to put around our parked van - apparently, a workman parked on site has 'set up an office' and that office can only be entered by signing the visitor book, if you put cones around the van you establishing the boundary of your office and if a traffic warden crosses those lines to ticket the van he is trespassing and the ticket is invalid - genius, i like to think the US flag is saying, beyond this is US territory - back off

bayonetbrant

#12343
March 13, 2017, 04:41:13 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bbmike

#12344
March 13, 2017, 04:46:47 PM Last Edit: March 13, 2017, 04:49:57 PM by bbmike
^ That's awesome!  :DD
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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