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DoctorQuest

#12555
April 20, 2017, 12:27:05 PM
You know that's right.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Sir Slash

#12556
April 20, 2017, 01:26:34 PM
I nap every day. My life's not that good, but I can dream about it being good.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#12557
April 20, 2017, 01:31:19 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on April 20, 2017, 01:26:34 PM
I nap every day. My life's not that good, but I can dream about it being good.

That's sig worthy.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#12558
April 20, 2017, 01:33:46 PM
I have regret at the end of the days when I don't take a nap. 

mirth

#12559
April 20, 2017, 01:35:27 PM
Quote from: Bison on April 20, 2017, 01:33:46 PM
I have regret at the end of the days when I don't take a nap. 

So do I. Of course, I have regret on the other days too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Bison

#12560
April 20, 2017, 01:58:32 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2017, 01:35:27 PM
Quote from: Bison on April 20, 2017, 01:33:46 PM
I have regret at the end of the days when I don't take a nap. 

So do I. Of course, I have regret on the other days too.

Its a vicious cycle of regret.  Naps only make the regret more palatable.

Nefaro

#12561
April 20, 2017, 04:11:13 PM
Quote from: Bison on April 20, 2017, 01:58:32 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2017, 01:35:27 PM
Quote from: Bison on April 20, 2017, 01:33:46 PM
I have regret at the end of the days when I don't take a nap. 

So do I. Of course, I have regret on the other days too.

Its a vicious cycle of regret.  Naps only make the regret more palatable.


Gotta break up the regret into smaller pieces.  Easier to digest.

besilarius

#12562
April 20, 2017, 05:43:55 PM
Perhaps this group could whip you back into shape.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#12563
April 20, 2017, 05:56:35 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#12564
April 20, 2017, 06:22:45 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#12565
April 20, 2017, 06:24:15 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tpek

#12566
April 21, 2017, 05:03:45 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2017, 06:24:15 PM


I'll try to interpret the danger symbols (left to right, up to down):
Pirates
BBQ
X-Men
The Flash / Captain Marvel (Shazam)
Stuff to clean your hands with
A sure way to get superpowers (according to Stan Lee)
Another Star Wars film
A famous co-op boardgame

Did I get them right?

Staggerwing

#12567
April 21, 2017, 05:40:03 AM
You missed the one showing the super-ultra rich living in swanky bunkers while the rest of humanity scrabbles for survival outside amongst the giant mutant rats in the badlands.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#12568
April 21, 2017, 06:17:08 AM
Quote from: Tpek on April 21, 2017, 05:03:45 AM
Quote from: mirth on April 20, 2017, 06:24:15 PM


I'll try to interpret the danger symbols (left to right, up to down):
Pirates
BBQ
X-Men
The Flash / Captain Marvel (Shazam)
Stuff to clean your hands with
A sure way to get superpowers (according to Stan Lee)
Another Star Wars film
A famous co-op boardgame

Did I get them right?

Well done.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#12569
April 21, 2017, 07:17:50 AM
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