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Windigo

#12810
May 29, 2017, 04:18:24 PM
Quote from: bbmike on May 29, 2017, 03:58:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 29, 2017, 11:16:40 AM


Hey, no dissing pugs.  :knuppel2:

I share your thoughts on pugs. They are a great dog. The original poster of that must like fru-fru Pomeranians, or Chihuahuas with little hats'n shit
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

#12811
May 30, 2017, 04:45:01 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#12812
May 30, 2017, 10:34:02 PM
Wrong. It would've flown to Mother Teresa first who would have used it to make lemonade out of lemons for the poor in Calcutta.   :notworthy:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Ubercat

#12813
May 31, 2017, 09:50:18 AM
I suspect that she'd have used it to break limbs. The good saint thought that suffering was holy and brought people closer to God.  :uglystupid2:
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

besilarius

#12814
June 01, 2017, 06:19:29 AM
Typing is so hard.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#12815
June 01, 2017, 09:26:25 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#12816
June 01, 2017, 12:40:34 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on May 31, 2017, 09:50:18 AM
I suspect that she'd have used it to break limbs. The good saint thought that suffering was holy and brought people closer to God.  :uglystupid2:

She had hammers and other tools available whenever she wanted them, which she could have used any time for that purpose -- and she wouldn't have been praised by the people for doing so.  :uglystupid2: is as :uglystupid2: does.  ::) :buck2:
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
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mirth

#12817
June 01, 2017, 05:47:58 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Capn Darwin

#12818
June 01, 2017, 06:22:37 PM
I can picture a few Grogs with this affliction.  :DD
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

bbmike

#12819
June 01, 2017, 06:32:39 PM
Bill Murray was there.

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Barthheart

#12820
June 02, 2017, 07:25:06 AM

JasonPratt

#12821
June 02, 2017, 07:27:57 AM
My favorite such map!  :bd:
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Barthheart

#12822
June 02, 2017, 08:25:56 AM

Windigo

#12823
June 02, 2017, 10:10:23 AM
uhhhhh.......    ...   ...   nm
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#12824
June 02, 2017, 02:31:20 PM
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