More Pix For A Laugh

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Steelgrave

#12975
July 01, 2017, 10:22:31 AM
Ok that's some real Twilight Zone/The Butterfly Effect shit right there! 

bayonetbrant

#12976
July 01, 2017, 07:23:53 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Nefaro

#12977
July 02, 2017, 06:28:54 AM
 ;D

bayonetbrant

#12978
July 02, 2017, 06:34:23 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#12979
July 02, 2017, 05:22:03 PM
A very Grogy vacation, indeed.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Ubercat

#12980
July 02, 2017, 09:04:08 PM
Tom, my deceased best friend, had a tattoo of the blue ringed octopus on his arm.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

Sir Slash

#12981
July 03, 2017, 11:22:31 AM
Wasn't that the 'Octopussy' one as well?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#12982
July 03, 2017, 04:58:08 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

MetalDog

#12983
July 03, 2017, 10:22:17 PM
 :DD
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Sir Slash

#12984
July 03, 2017, 10:23:08 PM
Very cute.  O0
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#12985
July 04, 2017, 08:50:41 AM
Knew a marine option ROTC.  His last name was Honey.
One day, Gunny Rudy was yelling to get his attention, "Honey!  Honey!  Open up your ears!"
Happened to be a major walking by the drill field who gave Gunny a look.
From that day on, his name changed from Honey to Horny.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bayonetbrant

#12986
July 05, 2017, 11:04:29 AM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on June 26, 2017, 10:40:16 AM
That was a gold standard for Ron Perlman.  \m/

ever seen him play a cat?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#12987
July 05, 2017, 11:17:19 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 05, 2017, 11:04:29 AM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on June 26, 2017, 10:40:16 AM
That was a gold standard for Ron Perlman.  \m/

ever seen him play a cat?

Yep.


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#12988
July 05, 2017, 11:22:32 AM
(thanks for taking the bait... O0 )
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#12989
July 05, 2017, 11:31:53 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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