More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

#13140
August 01, 2017, 07:58:07 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#13141
August 01, 2017, 08:54:53 PM
thats just to fucking cute for these forums.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#13142
August 01, 2017, 10:16:42 PM
Agreed. Where's Richard Simmons when you need him?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#13143
August 01, 2017, 10:41:13 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on August 01, 2017, 10:16:42 PM
Agreed. Where's Richard Simmons when you need him?

Honest-to-God, no one has a clue
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#13144
August 02, 2017, 09:39:44 AM
Least of all, him?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#13145
August 02, 2017, 10:01:00 AM Last Edit: August 02, 2017, 10:06:34 AM by bayonetbrant
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#13146
August 02, 2017, 02:33:04 PM
I remember seeing that. Kind of reminds me of Jack Lord dropping off the face of the earth way back. But that had to do with his degenerative disease at the time.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#13147
August 02, 2017, 06:00:12 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#13148
August 02, 2017, 06:06:44 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#13149
August 02, 2017, 06:07:43 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 02, 2017, 06:00:12 PM



What if the gunman is from some part of the Commonwealth of Nations?


Could be 'lights out' right at the end there...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#13150
August 02, 2017, 07:00:08 PM
I chose Happy Birthday
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Steelgrave

#13151
August 02, 2017, 07:19:03 PM
When The Greatest Generation had some down time......

https://www.facebook.com/BaaBaaBlackJeep/videos/1939382202941568/

mirth

#13152
August 03, 2017, 05:32:33 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#13153
August 03, 2017, 05:34:31 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#13154
August 03, 2017, 07:14:40 AM
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