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Staggerwing

#13470
September 24, 2017, 05:17:25 PM
It would be more fun to make the first 1/2 of the test all 'C', with most of the second the same excepting just enough random questions equal to the number of wrong ones needed to fail.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#13471
September 24, 2017, 05:48:43 PM
I've had teachers intentionally leave test answers prominently displayed in the room, just to see who would pick up on it and use them.

I've also seen, "Read all instructions carefully" with the final instruction being, "Leave all questions blank and you will get an automatic 'A'".

Teachers need their fun too.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#13472
September 24, 2017, 07:20:01 PM
A friend went to UVA and had a very demanding course in statistics.
The teacher wasn't all that bad and always included some extra credit questions on exams.  In one exam, an extra credit questions was, "Who is Jay Silverheels?"
Everyone goggled at that and one kid asked for a hint.
The teacher replied, "Getum up Scout."
And then giggled.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

#13473
September 26, 2017, 05:55:42 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Barthheart

#13474
September 26, 2017, 06:19:51 PM
 ???

Staggerwing

#13475
September 26, 2017, 06:27:06 PM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

trailrunner

#13476
September 26, 2017, 07:40:23 PM
Huh?

mirth

#13477
September 26, 2017, 07:43:31 PM
Wha?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#13478
September 26, 2017, 07:44:54 PM
Chris Pratt is Starlord in the Guardians of the Galaxy.  Was in the Juraissic Park re-boot.  Is generally considered to be a pretty awesome dude.  Granted, Chris Evans has played Captain America in a bunch of movies, but, still, in the grand scheme, I don't think Chris Pratt would care to be anyone other than Chris Pratt.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#13479
September 26, 2017, 07:46:28 PM
Thanks, explainer dude!  :bd:
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#13480
September 26, 2017, 07:53:54 PM
Chris Evans also played this guy:

mirth

#13481
September 26, 2017, 07:56:20 PM
Chris Pratt also played this guy:


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#13482
September 26, 2017, 08:06:53 PM
And this guy:


And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

mirth

#13483
September 26, 2017, 09:11:37 PM
^winner!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#13484
September 26, 2017, 10:42:43 PM
Evans also got to be two Marvel Superheros.... Capt. America and The Human Torch.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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