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mirth

#13920
December 08, 2017, 09:16:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Emeraldlis

#13921
December 08, 2017, 12:45:40 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 08, 2017, 09:07:56 AM


That's just to awesome  :DD wish I drove behind trucks like that,would certainly brighten up my day  :)

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Sir Slash

#13922
December 08, 2017, 03:05:26 PM
That would send my grandkids into therapy.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#13923
December 09, 2017, 08:01:43 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#13924
December 09, 2017, 12:53:20 PM
 ;D

bayonetbrant

#13925
December 09, 2017, 03:41:22 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#13926
December 09, 2017, 06:40:53 PM
Life is hard.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Martok

#13927
December 10, 2017, 02:08:35 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 09, 2017, 03:41:22 PM

I don't get it.  Must be a Southern thing? 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#13928
December 10, 2017, 02:31:41 AM
emergency supplies.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bbmike

#13929
December 10, 2017, 08:44:28 AM Last Edit: December 10, 2017, 09:31:07 AM by bbmike
The first three things stores always sell out of when a snow storm is coming.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

bayonetbrant

#13930
December 10, 2017, 09:23:45 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 10, 2017, 02:08:35 AM
I don't get it.  Must be a Southern thing? 

as soon as there's a prediction of snow and road troubles, everyone runs to the store for bread, milk, eggs, and toilet paper.  So everyone's able to make french toast and wipe their asses.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#13931
December 10, 2017, 09:48:26 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 10, 2017, 09:23:45 AM
Quote from: Martok on December 10, 2017, 02:08:35 AM
I don't get it.  Must be a Southern thing? 

as soon as there's a prediction of snow and road troubles, everyone runs to the store for bread, milk, eggs, and toilet paper.  So everyone's able to make french toast and wipe their asses.

Southerners wipe their asses with French toast?!

Why did we fight to keep you pervs in the Union?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#13932
December 10, 2017, 06:54:14 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#13933
December 10, 2017, 06:56:17 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#13934
December 10, 2017, 06:56:53 PM
Quote from: mirth on December 10, 2017, 09:48:26 AM
Southerners wipe their asses with French toast?!

Only when serving Yankees breakfast   8) ^-^ >:D
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