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Staggerwing

#14190
December 30, 2017, 07:10:57 AM
The groom can't wait to tap that.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#14191
December 30, 2017, 07:50:56 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on December 30, 2017, 07:10:57 AM
The groom can't wait to tap that.

He was drawn to her bubbly personality.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

trailrunner

#14192
December 30, 2017, 09:28:05 AM
After the honeymoon, they were drained.

Staggerwing

#14193
December 30, 2017, 09:46:44 AM
Theirs will be aqua-lity matrimony.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

mirth

#14194
December 30, 2017, 09:47:44 AM
Unless he turns out to be drip.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

#14195
December 30, 2017, 10:17:41 AM
Sometimes love runs hot and cold.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

#14196
December 30, 2017, 10:29:49 AM
As long as it's not just surf-ace love and they can fathom something deeper.

Staggerwing

#14197
December 30, 2017, 11:04:41 AM
And they don't keep their feelings bottled up.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#14198
December 30, 2017, 11:08:07 AM
She should be happy. He's got quite a set of plumbing on him.  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#14199
December 30, 2017, 11:10:35 AM
for folks who know Pearls Before Swine...

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#14200
December 30, 2017, 12:34:36 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 30, 2017, 11:08:07 AM
She should be happy. He's got quite a set of plumbing on him.  ::)

And I hear she's a squirter.....

bayonetbrant

#14201
December 30, 2017, 12:38:56 PM
Quote from: Steelgrave on December 30, 2017, 12:34:36 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 30, 2017, 11:08:07 AM
She should be happy. He's got quite a set of plumbing on him.  ::)

And I hear she's a squirter.....

It was just a matter of time before somebody went there. But I expected it to be BC or Windi
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Steelgrave

#14202
December 30, 2017, 12:39:50 PM
I like to surprise folks now and then   8) :timeout:

Emeraldlis

#14203
December 30, 2017, 01:18:18 PM
^  :DD funny witty comments guys,  O0
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

mirth

#14204
December 30, 2017, 05:33:01 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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