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undercovergeek

#14415
February 05, 2018, 01:05:46 PM
He didn't stand a chance

mirth

#14416
February 05, 2018, 01:13:48 PM
Might as well have lathered himself in A.1.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#14417
February 05, 2018, 06:45:49 PM


:DD

Capn Darwin

#14418
February 05, 2018, 08:10:28 PM
 :DD :DD :DD
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

mirth

#14419
February 06, 2018, 07:39:00 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14420
February 06, 2018, 07:39:18 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#14421
February 06, 2018, 09:26:38 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 06, 2018, 07:39:00 PM


That one and the, "Do you have this in paperback?," on a book that had just been released in hardcover were two of my biggest pet peeves in the book selling business.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Staggerwing

#14422
February 06, 2018, 10:32:00 PM
You were once a bookseller too?! Bruthah!

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#14423
February 06, 2018, 10:58:08 PM
Indeed I was, sir!  One of the most annoying things was the companion to, "Do you this in paperback?," on a brand new hardcover.  "I saw this in paperback at the airport/grocery store/book store at the other end of the mall, do you have it?"  I actually answered a customer once, "You should have bought it when you saw it.  Because it won't legally be out in paperback for a year."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bbmike

#14424
February 07, 2018, 06:25:03 AM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

undercovergeek

#14425
February 07, 2018, 06:28:10 AM
I have stood next to the very product a customer has asked if we stock and you can only slowly point with a look of sheer hatred

bayonetbrant

#14426
February 07, 2018, 06:42:50 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#14427
February 07, 2018, 06:43:27 AM
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"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14428
February 07, 2018, 06:57:01 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#14429
February 07, 2018, 06:57:48 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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