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Barthheart

#14730
March 26, 2018, 11:19:36 AM

DoctorQuest

#14731
March 26, 2018, 11:22:38 AM
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

bayonetbrant

#14732
March 26, 2018, 02:06:53 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#14733
March 26, 2018, 06:22:49 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on March 25, 2018, 06:50:09 PM
Starbuck was great.

I prefer Lonestar.

bayonetbrant

#14734
March 26, 2018, 07:12:42 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Ubercat

#14735
March 26, 2018, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 24, 2018, 10:42:50 PM
Quote from: Ubercat on March 24, 2018, 10:09:25 PM
Q always annoyed me. His character just seemed like a lazy writers gimmick.

He was a bit, but John de Lancie had a lot of fun on screen with him

And he was great in Breaking Bad.

"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

bayonetbrant

#14736
March 26, 2018, 10:50:49 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tpek

#14737
March 27, 2018, 04:50:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 26, 2018, 10:50:49 PM


So they expect you to do Barrel-Rolls?

besilarius

#14738
March 27, 2018, 06:55:55 AM
Ahh.  The Atomic Age.
Gonna wash that bomb right out of my hair.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#14739
March 27, 2018, 07:58:21 AM
I still got my original bar of 'Flobar' from back when Ike told us all to keep a bar in our Fallout Shelters.   :knuppel2:   You all won't be laughing when the Russkies drop "The Big One" and your hair glows all night long. But my 'doo' will be just fine.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#14740
March 27, 2018, 11:58:41 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#14741
March 28, 2018, 05:01:18 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#14742
March 28, 2018, 05:44:49 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#14744
March 28, 2018, 10:49:59 PM
That's how my Old Man got me out of the house. And I fell for it twice!  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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