Norks Launch Missile

Started by LongBlade, April 12, 2012, 06:25:17 PM

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Quote from: OJsDad on April 12, 2012, 08:15:21 PM
The US shot it down with this.  It's not really cancelled, it just went black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

Okay. That would be cool.
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Jeez I forgot all about Hello Kitty. Talk about crimes against humanity.


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LongBlade

Quote from: Gusington on April 12, 2012, 07:49:06 PM
Yeah there's Danny to think about. Not to mention Nanking, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Fat Man, Little Boy, Unit 731 and world history from 1870-1945.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8lT1o0sDwI
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Quote from: OJsDad on April 12, 2012, 08:15:21 PM
The US shot it down with this.  It's not really cancelled, it just went black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

I'd be OK if we named that class of plane "Godzilla."
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Quote from: LongBlade on April 12, 2012, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 12, 2012, 08:15:21 PM
The US shot it down with this.  It's not really cancelled, it just went black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

I'd be OK if we named that class of plane "Godzilla."

Don't you think 'Rodan' would be more apropos?
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Quote from: Staggerwing on April 12, 2012, 09:07:31 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on April 12, 2012, 09:05:11 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on April 12, 2012, 08:15:21 PM
The US shot it down with this.  It's not really cancelled, it just went black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1

I'd be OK if we named that class of plane "Godzilla."

Don't you think 'Rodan' would be more apropos?

Good suggestion, but I have reservations. From your wiki link:

QuoteHe is occasionally portrayed as a rival and enemy of Godzilla, but is usually depicted as one of Godzilla's allies...
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The old that is strong does not wither,
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son_of_montfort

You know, failing a nuclear missile test can be fairly serious. Unless, of course, you don't have fissile material and only tell people you do while stuffing the warhead with:

1. Kim Chi
2. Kim Jong Il
3. Kim Cattral

Or other materials.
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Quote from: Staggerwing link=topic=1056.msg20083#msg20083 date=1334279769
Don't forget...they also unleashed
i]Hello Kitty[/i] on an unsuspecting world.

For that alone, they don't belong in the ranks of civilized men.....

MikeGER

#23
no need to dust off that Beoing ;) ...but it was a good idea that 'someone'  exchanged the little package in the mail containing the batch of small o-ring-seals used on fuel pump valve#13 of that missile

(and THX to the engineer who designed the replacement, that it only breaks under pressure and heavy vibration and never inside NKs pre-install lab-test envelope :P )

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Dongless?
Cant get it up?
Game over?
Out of time?
Lil Kim's belly flop?

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Centurion40

Quote from: mirth on April 12, 2012, 07:23:57 PM
They really should name their next class of ships the Godzilla-class. That would be coolness.

That will be the name of their first 21st century carrier. 
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LongBlade

Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on April 13, 2012, 01:43:15 AM
Dongless?
Cant get it up?
Game over?
Out of time?
Lil Kim's belly flop?

No Zupe Fo Yu?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Looks like I might have been right: no soup for the Norks is what they're going to get.

QuoteThe U.S. will not go forward with planned food aid for North Korea after the nation's unsuccessful attempt to launch a long-range missile rocket, the White House said.

"Despite the failure of its attempted missile launch, North Korea's provocative action threatens regional security, violates international law and contravenes its own recent commitments," the White House said in a statement condemning the launch.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/04/13/worth-it-failed-launch-costs-north-korea-food-aid/
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.