White House to replace Secret Service with Ugandan contractors

[Airborne Rifles]

Sounds legit. Reliable source.

Those of you who have been deployed will get a kick out of this  >:D.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/10/secret-service-white-house/

[LongBlade]

Maybe we can negotiate a sign language interpreter into that deal.

[Mr. Bigglesworth]

Half measures. You could replace the White House with a hot dog truck. Maybe Bama can serve a good Philly cheese steak. The Pentagon could get it's strategy from rooting through the lay of the onions. We can also switch Ukraine forces to spew vodka Napalm. They (Russians) keep coming back for the smell like mindless zombies. Then you light em up. Easy.

[OJsDad]

Maybe Bama can serve a good Philly cheese steak.

Doesn't sound like very healthy eating.  Mrs. Bama would never allow it.

[LongBlade]

Maybe Bama can serve a good Philly cheese steak.

Doesn't sound like very healthy eating.  Mrs. Bama would never allow it.

I'll bet you a dollar she doesn't eat half the muck she shills.