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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Candle Explodes in Fireball


Gwyneth Paltrow's company sells a "vagina scented candle."

Let it burn for more than 2 hours - and it may explode in a fireball. :hide:


Sir Slash:
Sorry Gwyneth, I really don't care what your vagina smells like. Nor your candles. And how you make your candles smell like your vagina is between you and your Candlemaker as long as you're both consenting adults. For $75 bucks, it ought to come with a pizza and beer. The candle I mean.


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