Target Knows Who's Been Naughty or Nice

Started by mirth, February 17, 2012, 04:38:29 PM

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mirth

I think we all know (and more-or-less accept) that we're being monitored and analyzed constantly by some combination of businesses and government agencies, but I still found this interesting.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/818/how-target-figured-out-a-teen-girl-was-pregnant-before-her-father-did/
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A bit disconcerting.  Thats why I like to always use cash and never give out phone or email.
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Not surprising. Amazon.com probably does this like some sort of crazy Illuminati. But remember, to use this for anything more that purchase metrics would require awesome manpower. Still, you don't really want Target to know all your personal details... even if you can't stop it.
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Well s***.  I suppose that means Target knows I'm not getting laid then. 

(Oh well.  It's not like it's a huge surprise or anything.) 

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mirth

Quote from: Martok on February 18, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Well s***.  I suppose that means Target knows I'm not getting laid then. 

(Oh well.  It's not like it's a huge surprise or anything.) 



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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Quote from: mirth on February 18, 2012, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: Martok on February 18, 2012, 05:49:03 AM
Well s***.  I suppose that means Target knows I'm not getting laid then. 

(Oh well.  It's not like it's a huge surprise or anything.) 



I always stock up on condoms while I'm there, just to throw them a curve. Course I now have stacks of unused condoms.

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