Um... Al Jazeera America??? uh... ......... official thread?

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GDS_Starfury

#15
August 29, 2013, 12:34:01 AM
drunk man hugs are not gay.

its not like we're getting pedicures and Smuck shavings together.
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Windigo

#16
August 29, 2013, 12:37:33 AM
Ok you got me there... Especially as a I already got my first pedicure about five years ago on Olivia's sixth birthday.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#17
August 29, 2013, 12:50:12 AM
you actually got a pedicure?  :o

Im telling Azz youre available.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#18
August 29, 2013, 12:56:26 AM
Get a daughter... You'll understand.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#19
August 29, 2013, 01:02:13 AM
I will not as I cant deal with jail time.

I have a niece and Ive already started the legal fund for that.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#20
August 29, 2013, 07:34:58 AM Last Edit: August 29, 2013, 07:37:18 AM by JasonPratt
Quote from: Windigo on August 29, 2013, 12:56:26 AM
Get a daughter... You'll understand.

I have nieces; I'm pretty sure there's finger and toe work in my future.  :-\

As for whining, I will note that I did say that this is part of a free enterprise system and that turnabout is fair play and that it even makes strategic sense. ;) I may not like it, but I appreciate the principles which allow it.  8)

It also occurred to me that it might make for an amusing thread of commentary if people were following along with it already, and I didn't see a thread for it already even down in RPFW (though this thread might have to be moved down there to Gehenna.  ;D )

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 27, 2013, 03:04:09 PM
MANBEARPIG!!!

That's... an astonishingly accurate description of Boss Gore, now that I think of it...
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Centurion40

#21
August 29, 2013, 07:39:16 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 29, 2013, 12:24:36 AM
I never said LB's and my own roles were'nt ....   uhhhhh....   complex ones. For that matter neither is yours mister bacon eating Jewish carpenter, master of the f-bomb, dedicated and loving son, and high-practitioner of the carnal arts.


:P

Huh.  Maybe Star should change his name to Hey-zeus (Jesus).
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LongBlade

#22
August 29, 2013, 09:14:33 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 29, 2013, 12:30:49 AM
Or is it a champagne bottle... I forget.

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GDS_Starfury

#23
August 29, 2013, 11:48:37 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 29, 2013, 07:39:16 AM
Huh.  Maybe Star should change his name to Hey-zeus (Jesus).

when asked by other Jews who are doctors and lawyers why I didnt go into a more white collar field I remind them that one of the worlds biggest religions was started by a Jewish contractor.   ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Windigo

#24
August 29, 2013, 12:55:41 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on August 29, 2013, 07:34:58 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 29, 2013, 12:56:26 AM
Get a daughter... You'll understand.

I have nieces; I'm pretty sure there's finger and toe work in my future.  :-\

As for whining, I will note that I did say that this is part of a free enterprise system and that turnabout is fair play and that it even makes strategic sense. ;) I may not like it, but I appreciate the principles which allow it.  8)

It also occurred to me that it might make for an amusing thread of commentary if people were following along with it already, and I didn't see a thread for it already even down in RPFW (though this thread might have to be moved down there to Gehenna.  ;D )

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 27, 2013, 03:04:09 PM
MANBEARPIG!!!

That's... an astonishingly accurate description of Boss Gore, now that I think of it...

Absolutely fair comments Jason. RT is one of those channels that makes me smile. In its fashion it's a lot like Fox TV with its smugness and certain amount of self righteousness . But come to think of it msnbc is the queen of that.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

#25
September 02, 2013, 06:59:54 AM Last Edit: September 03, 2013, 01:40:56 PM by Martok
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 29, 2013, 11:48:37 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 29, 2013, 07:39:16 AM
Huh.  Maybe Star should change his name to Hey-zeus (Jesus).

when asked by other Jews who are doctors and lawyers why I didnt go into a more white collar field I remind them that one of the worlds biggest religions was started by a Jewish contractor.   ;)
So...you're looking to start your own religion?  Doesn't seem like the type of thing you'd want to put effort into.  :P 

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undercovergeek

#26
September 02, 2013, 07:12:31 AM
im not sure hes going to get a handle on the whole celibacy thing

i think hed look good on a cross though

Boggit

#27
September 02, 2013, 07:25:17 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 29, 2013, 11:48:37 AM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 29, 2013, 07:39:16 AM
Huh.  Maybe Star should change his name to Hey-zeus (Jesus).

when asked by other Jews who are doctors and lawyers why I didnt go into a more white collar field I remind them that one of the worlds biggest religions was started by a Jewish contractor.   ;)
ROFL! ;D
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mirth

#28
January 13, 2016, 03:16:53 PM
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Steelgrave

#29
January 13, 2016, 09:14:19 PM
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Al Jazeera. And take the Times and MSNBC with you.
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