Totally unamusing thread about tree puns - to be destroyed

[undercovergeek]

please make as many witty tree puns as you can

youre all a shower of bastards!!

[bayonetbrant]

I looked, but I couldn't find it in all the trees...

[Jarhead0331]

They're talking about it over at SimHQ. Positive impressions, but still pretty alpha state. Something to keep an eye on...

[bob48]

I've dabbled in a forest a few times........

...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........

[Jarhead0331]

If this thread was posted in a forest, and nobody was around to read it, would it actually exist?

[undercovergeek]

I looked, but I couldn't find it in all the trees...

no, no, nooooooooooo

I've dabbled in a forest a few times........

...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........

too frikking late, he can smell puns a mile off

[skeptical.platypus]

If this thread was posted in a forest, and nobody was around to read it, would it actually exist?

It's still be a man's fault.   :-\

[Nefaro]

Does this Forest echo with laughter?

;D

[Nefaro]

[skeptical.platypus]

Just hang on until spring cleaning. (You'll never guess who the maid is.)

[bayonetbrant]

...or am I barking up the wrong tree.........

if we keep up the puns, everyone else will want us to leaf

but if they stick around, they can appreciate varying shades of excellent humor

[skeptical.platypus]

I would like to reference caber tossing in a humorous way.

Unfortunately, someone else is going to have to do it.

[Jarhead0331]

All these stupid puns are really preventing the thread from developing any roots.  I'm totally stumped on how to get it back on track without sapping any further time and energy. I'm going to pine on this for awhile if you don't mind.

[bob48]

Maybe I should pith off.

[Nefaro]

Think I'm gonna Grow somewhere else.