Monday morning commute rage

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Gusington

#15
March 20, 2012, 10:44:56 AM
^Be careful JH, seriously. There are jerkoffs out there with way less training and restraint than you that are also armed and behind the wheel. The last thing we need is another Mad Max re-enactment on the roads here.

Ramming your wreck Gus/Barthart style is one thing...opening fire is another!
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Martok

#16
March 20, 2012, 12:24:19 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 20, 2012, 09:43:29 AM

The thing that still enrages me is when I am puttering down the street at say 35 mph, minding my own business and some ass pulls right out in front of me, then slows down!
This is far and away my biggest driving pet peeve as well.  I don't get afflicted with road rage that often (fortunately), but when I do, it's usually because of this. 

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LongBlade

#17
March 20, 2012, 12:26:34 PM
Get with the times people.

See my new sig.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#18
March 20, 2012, 01:27:27 PM
Quote from: Martok on March 20, 2012, 12:24:19 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 20, 2012, 09:43:29 AM

The thing that still enrages me is when I am puttering down the street at say 35 mph, minding my own business and some ass pulls right out in front of me, then slows down!
This is far and away my biggest driving pet peeve as well.  I don't get afflicted with road rage that often (fortunately), but when I do, it's usually because of this.

This is my favorite way to cause road rage.

Gusington

#19
March 20, 2012, 01:28:41 PM
^Damn your eyes.
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Barthheart

#20
March 20, 2012, 01:30:23 PM
Gus, just for him we'll put exploding bumpers on our wrecks!  8)

Bison

#21
March 20, 2012, 01:32:27 PM
What I really, really love to do is pull out, slow down, roll my window down, put my arm up on the window ledge thingy, turn up the radio, adjust my mirror, turn on my blinker first to the right and then to the left but keep going straight and as soon as I get to a yellow light...gun it so I can carry on my merry way.

Gusington

#22
March 20, 2012, 01:40:33 PM
^Bartheart...that's him! That's the guy!!^

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bob48

#23
March 20, 2012, 02:46:28 PM
Well, at least it seems that the same bad driving habits exist on both sides of the pond. This morning, pootling my way to the office when a thick-necked git in a BMW convertable forced his way in front of me, slowed right down and glared into his rear view mirror waiting for me to make some sort of hostile gesture - which I did not do - so he gave me the ol' 2-finger salute and buggered orf!

A total prat if there ever was one (him that is, not me).....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#24
March 20, 2012, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 20, 2012, 02:46:28 PM
This morning, pootling my way to the office

That cannot possibly be good.

But I digress...

Quotewhen a thick-necked git in a BMW convertable forced his way in front of me,

By any chance did this git's license plate read "AZZ" ?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#25
March 20, 2012, 02:50:04 PM
Quote from: bob48 on March 20, 2012, 02:46:28 PM
pootling

I have never, ever read or heard this word ever used before today.  Very interesting the things one learns.  I've will endeveur to use this word at work tomorrow.  Thanks  Bob!

Bison

#26
March 20, 2012, 02:51:41 PM
LB I shot the tank.

Pootling: Brit informal to travel or go in a relaxed or leisurely manner

LongBlade

#27
March 20, 2012, 02:55:26 PM
Quote from: Bison on March 20, 2012, 02:51:41 PM
LB I shot the tank.

Pootling: Brit informal to travel or go in a relaxed or leisurely manner

I presume you have cross-verified that on UrbanDictionary? Or are you just standing up for the good Mr. Bob's character?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Bison

#28
March 20, 2012, 02:57:07 PM
I'd like to put it on record right here and now that I have not been back to the urban dictionary since the great WG 2 girls and 1 cup fiasco of 2010.

bob48

#29
March 20, 2012, 02:57:49 PM
Think of it more as a frame of mind - OK, I wuz doing just under the legal speed for the road - 40mph - but my mind was was in an advanced state of pootle - a reluctance to face the drudge of another day at work instead of getting on with important stuff - in this case, turn 6 of Normandy '44
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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